Calaca Byproduct
@cacaobyproduct.bsky.social
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Writer, artist, musician, immigration stuff NB & ND (#ActuallyAutistic #ActuallyADHD) any pronouns tbh Indigenous (Mexica) & European mix Not male, not female, but a secret, third thing Portunhol & EN & terrible JP, Nahuatl eventually? Views my own only
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Yuri Manga recommendation thread

Criteria:
I want something pleasant to read with interesting art
I prefer stories about adults (I don't like school stories)
I prefer something substantive - not necessarily serious, just something interesting and not generic
Disfavor male gaze or creepy shit
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I need to rest - can I trust folks to please share my scheduled posts? The support has stopped for the giving circle and we're not making our daily goals. In January the support stopped while the families starved...

You can click the bell on my page to get pinged for every new post. thank you
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email to neighbor, attaching a picture of a hammer and other tools:

"8pm-9am: Can't touch this"
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i mean, there isn't a single nice politician. I do get the feeling there's stories about Newsom being mean and rude and callous, but I think those catch less traction because for men those are interpreted as assertiveness.
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oh no, i regret that this person thinks this is hammertime
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omg

query: do the people at the truck stops not ask about the dead guy in the radiator
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(this is re: Rasputin, by Boney M)
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who was russia's 2nd greatest love machine?

who was russia's WORST love machine?
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this looks DELICIOUS

I wonder if with spelt it would be tastee? I will first try to make it as the recipe says tho
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may i ask which pita recipe you use? I absolutely have never been able to make a pocketed flatbread work

i realize that my 100% whole wheat extremism should ease up, probably, for agile textures like that
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lmao

"GETTING YOUR KNEADS MET: HOW TO OUTFIT YOUR HOME BAKING KITCHEN"

(badum chissss)

but yes, hand mixer for whipped cream or eggs seems way simpler
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I'm so glad to hear that ooni is really making quality home baking equipment! i have a kitchenaid and....

for years i've acted like i'm fine without further bread study but tbh i'm not. I'll learn how to use it now! mostly super long fermentation sourdoughs, 100% whole wheat or similar mixes here
cacaobyproduct.bsky.social
i figure the price is like those pianos going for free, they just want to move it and no one will buy it *and* pay for moving
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ok I love these stories and the first picture is so pretty

how big are the servings you're making?

I saw a big industrial mixer going for like two grand or so the other day

totally impractical, but I know those behemoths can take anything. big enough to be a small guest bedroom.
cacaobyproduct.bsky.social
self-radicalized: converting yourself into following extreme politics from online materials

self-bradicalized: convincing yourself to be a square toxic masculinity down low closeted guy from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, from online materials
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Self-radicalized Sisyphus marble boulder avi profile, bio says "RETVRN TO STONE"
cacaobyproduct.bsky.social
one weird tip: do that makeup and the predator can't see you
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The WH press corps is useless because the first question up should be "that's a lie, there is no evidence for that, you're lying" and followed up by everyone else there
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Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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jamellebouie.net
genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos
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Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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blackamazon.bsky.social
" How do we fight a white supremacist narrative machine that wants to eliminate diversity and flatten all knowledge"

" Make sure that those who speak out with "authority" are mostly white , erase everyone before a certain time space and are never held to account"
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oh it's not even a private deal, there's bed space minimums, at least in the immigration space, to guarantee profits for the jailers