I don’t know who out there needs to learn this fact, but someone does. Did you know the first referee in American Gladiators was a gimp?
January 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I don’t know who out there needs to learn this fact, but someone does. Did you know the first referee in American Gladiators was a gimp?
Fun fact: I had to canceled this order and had to get him remade. Can you guess why?
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Fun fact: I had to canceled this order and had to get him remade. Can you guess why?
What’s next? Anime not being real?
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What’s next? Anime not being real?
He's from the Alpha Cuntauri system
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
He's from the Alpha Cuntauri system
Wild to see Ivy League schools co-opt so many queer subcultures as mascots
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Wild to see Ivy League schools co-opt so many queer subcultures as mascots
Wanting to make a holiday card this year and realizing I will never do anything nearly as funny as my card from 2021.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Wanting to make a holiday card this year and realizing I will never do anything nearly as funny as my card from 2021.
Animal Crossing is exciting
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Animal Crossing is exciting
Using Spelling Bee to decide my next business venture, day 1
October 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Using Spelling Bee to decide my next business venture, day 1
You: Ralph Bakshi’s Wizards is important parable about the power of fascist ideology, propaganda, and how the iconography of hatred is perpetually recycled but never unique.
Me: that bitch stole every table top character idea of mine ten years before I was born.
Me: that bitch stole every table top character idea of mine ten years before I was born.
October 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You: Ralph Bakshi’s Wizards is important parable about the power of fascist ideology, propaganda, and how the iconography of hatred is perpetually recycled but never unique.
Me: that bitch stole every table top character idea of mine ten years before I was born.
Me: that bitch stole every table top character idea of mine ten years before I was born.
Don’t listen to the haters, Magic is in a good place and not grasping at straws while bleeding out its remaining whales
September 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Don’t listen to the haters, Magic is in a good place and not grasping at straws while bleeding out its remaining whales
When the night seems darkest, and hope seems lost, your faith in Tyr shall be rewarded when he delivers his greatest angel to bring about your salvation: Jelly Cuboid
September 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
When the night seems darkest, and hope seems lost, your faith in Tyr shall be rewarded when he delivers his greatest angel to bring about your salvation: Jelly Cuboid
In another blow, NYT Games says no kink at pride
September 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
In another blow, NYT Games says no kink at pride
The homophobia never ends with NYT Games
September 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The homophobia never ends with NYT Games
I love vulgarity filters because you’re gonna tell me “Dad Sexxer” is worse than this?!?!
September 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I love vulgarity filters because you’re gonna tell me “Dad Sexxer” is worse than this?!?!
Gonna beat ass at cosmic bowling next week
August 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Gonna beat ass at cosmic bowling next week
Chuck, why do you watch so many investment videos in YouTube these days? Because I’m cranking my hog five times a day in cumplete, erotic, sensual pleasure watching financial bros desperately try to warn each other that housing prices are about to collapse in the sun belt.
August 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Chuck, why do you watch so many investment videos in YouTube these days? Because I’m cranking my hog five times a day in cumplete, erotic, sensual pleasure watching financial bros desperately try to warn each other that housing prices are about to collapse in the sun belt.
In honor of the onset of hurricane season, I will be rating new TAZ episodes using The Waffle House Index. Episode 6 is a yellow.
August 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
In honor of the onset of hurricane season, I will be rating new TAZ episodes using The Waffle House Index. Episode 6 is a yellow.
Let’s see if Sticker App prints em haha
July 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Let’s see if Sticker App prints em haha
I know drawing hands is difficult but c’mon now
July 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I know drawing hands is difficult but c’mon now
This man describes himself as 39 and a half
July 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This man describes himself as 39 and a half
