Sophie Lastname
@cactus.dev
she/her. New Englander. engineer. filet o fish enjoyer. C++ enthusiast. I am the one for whom the bell tolls. 🏳️🌈
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Sophie Lastname
@cactus.dev
· May 9
Girls do NOT just wanna have fun. Girls also want fish and chips.
no comply onto the hood of a moving vehicle (100% on purpose trust me)
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
no comply onto the hood of a moving vehicle (100% on purpose trust me)
Fascinating find! I should imagine some LLVM contributor(s) is reading this with a very smug look on their face.
Day 24 of #AoCO2025! A loop summing 0+1+2+...+n. GCC unrolls it. Clang does something jaw-dropping: the loop vanishes entirely, replaced by a direct calculation. How?!
xania.org/202512/24-cu...
youtu.be/V9dy34slaxA
xania.org/202512/24-cu...
youtu.be/V9dy34slaxA
When compilers surprise you — Matt Godbolt’s blog
Sometimes compilers can surprise and delight even a jaded old engineer like me
xania.org
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Fascinating find! I should imagine some LLVM contributor(s) is reading this with a very smug look on their face.
Only one more work day for the year 🥲
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Only one more work day for the year 🥲
Anyone wanna come to my Christmas party?
If anyone says yes I'll have to start planning one so please don't do that
If anyone says yes I'll have to start planning one so please don't do that
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Anyone wanna come to my Christmas party?
If anyone says yes I'll have to start planning one so please don't do that
If anyone says yes I'll have to start planning one so please don't do that
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Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room
Laying in bed being tortured by the memories of social interactions I've fucked up
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Laying in bed being tortured by the memories of social interactions I've fucked up
Unfortunately I've come down with an awful case of SleepyHungryIrritable and a terminal headache, where is my knight in shining armor to save me from my office
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Unfortunately I've come down with an awful case of SleepyHungryIrritable and a terminal headache, where is my knight in shining armor to save me from my office
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Unsurprisingly this quickly devolved into "you don't talk to anyone really"
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Unsurprisingly this quickly devolved into "you don't talk to anyone really"
I NEED a jalapeño cheddar bagel (for emotional support reasons)
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I NEED a jalapeño cheddar bagel (for emotional support reasons)
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I think it’s very brave and sexy of us all to have made it through another year.
December 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I think it’s very brave and sexy of us all to have made it through another year.
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how i feel whenever i post
December 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
how i feel whenever i post
In my America, diarrhea will be banned for good
December 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
In my America, diarrhea will be banned for good
Doctor: this can make you gain weight
Me: surely not
Me, 15lbs later: huh, would you look at that
Me: surely not
Me, 15lbs later: huh, would you look at that
December 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Doctor: this can make you gain weight
Me: surely not
Me, 15lbs later: huh, would you look at that
Me: surely not
Me, 15lbs later: huh, would you look at that
A lovely snow day to end the weekend ☺️☃️
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
A lovely snow day to end the weekend ☺️☃️
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just a girl with her emotional support mysterious leg bruises
December 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
just a girl with her emotional support mysterious leg bruises
I survive the hangnail 💪
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I survive the hangnail 💪
When your favorite bar has some event thing and is playing the loudest fucking music ever made 😭
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
When your favorite bar has some event thing and is playing the loudest fucking music ever made 😭
I hate the idea of "professional attire." If I want to wear a sweater that says "hoe" over some joggers, why are they protesting? We've all gotta be there for 8 hours every day, why are we doing it in uncomfy clothes
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I hate the idea of "professional attire." If I want to wear a sweater that says "hoe" over some joggers, why are they protesting? We've all gotta be there for 8 hours every day, why are we doing it in uncomfy clothes
Hangnails disprove the existence of god
December 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hangnails disprove the existence of god
Phone call with my sisters to heal my soul ❤️🩹
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Phone call with my sisters to heal my soul ❤️🩹
How do you decide which side of your nose to get pierced?
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
How do you decide which side of your nose to get pierced?