CactusPens
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CactusPens
@cactuspens.bsky.social
British Penguins fan
It doesn't help Labour when every other party has economically illiterate plans as well. If all I'm offered is more of the same pie in the sky crap from all the parties when it comes to the economy, I might as well vote for the party that most closely aligns with social issues important to me
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
That they've got a new slogan to push
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I always thought it was thinking that audiences wanted their comic movies to be more like 9/11 which first ruined the DCEU.
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
That second paragraph reads like something a sitcim writer would come up with to show that a character is crazzzzzy (yes I stopped reading after the second paragraph).
December 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Just imagine how much easier it would be for the shareholders though if we taught the cattle how to use the captive bolt pistol.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I love how the week some of the Epstein files were finally released is a "slow news week".
December 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Say what you will about Bonnie Blue but she knows where her buns are buttered.
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Oh shit sorry wrong person.
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I agree, she's such a great actress and such a great part of the show
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
WHAT?! The OSA has made trying to look at any website where there could be potentially something 18+ on a fucking nightmare to access as an adult yet they can't enforce teenagers on social media?! Honestly the most baffling government in my life time.
December 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
YouTube is the worst algorithm out there. I have an interest in Christian history and will occasionally watch videos on it which YouTube takes to mean I want Christian/Muslim religious AI slop. That's not even including the daily "manosphere" crap it pushes no matter how much I hit not interested.
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
To be fair on him when you're struggling to find a job you'll take any position you can. Maybe he's hoping for a cheeky Russian payout.
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Never a more obvious passport bro
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Let's be real the only reason it's become such a thing is because she's attractive and he looks like beef jerky. Everyone loves an underdog story! Oh that and there's nothing journalists love more than talking about themselves and their profession.
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Freebiegate was the moment I realised how dumb they all were. Not because I thought it was anywhere near the scale or scope of what Tories did but because they honestly thought that the general public would see it as different to that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'll die on the hill that a hell of a lot Biblical texts we have are the equivalent of fan fiction spun out from earlier texts. "Wait but if Jesus is all powerful how did Judas betray him?! What if Judas and Jesus were in it together the whole time!"
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
"As culture secretary" feels superfluous.
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Which all leads to the larger question, why is the government still on there?! Is there really that much political capital in staying on what has quickly become the Stormfront forums of the 2020's?
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Kash Patel is gender neutral when it comes to simping.
November 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Kash Patel being a simp is the least surprising thing ever.
November 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM