nature is healing

our first date would probably be at Gutty’s. I’d order a pizza pepe for myself and a lemon salad for the lady. As I watch her take a first bite, I call her a little herbivore and we both laugh until the waiter comes back with more sauce

he says “you two are perfect”

I say “yeah for each other”

and if she texted me I would respond with “how’s my little brainiac?” with a picture of maze. Finishing the maze would of course reward her with one of my signature sardonic selfies

sorry im only swapping Franklin for twins

check your google calendar

thank you next - cloneriana grande

foomp! foomp! foomp!

Old man with family struggles is a much better side character for Kevin to interact with than hag with a bird swarm

some sort of microwaveable finger perhaps

“Try one of mine, Sean”