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Cady Cakes
@cadycates.bsky.social
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She/her. 🏳️‍⚧️Queer writer, painter, dungeon master, lighting designer, and mediocre @ fighting games
AuDHD, Trans, Poly, and an absolute bean.
DM's open to mutuals.
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Triple bingo. Weeeeeeeee. Id have four but I only ironically say uwu. Now if you put :3 in there too id be dead to rights. Also I don't wear socks around the house, I wear slippers.
A "Bottom bingo" board with three different bingos.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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This hoodie is a dress on me now. Guess that's what happens when you lose 70lbs.
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Didn't get to share this cuz I ended up in the hospital that night. But I was cute AF
Cady Cates in a deer costume and makeup. Still in her iconic glasses. She wears a leather double wrap collar with chain as well and arm warmers. She's in a hallway.
November 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Wish me luck. Off to my bottom surgery consult to find out if they think I deserve a vagina.
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Worth getting out to enjoy the gorgeous day ^ ^
Cady Cates out in her green plaid dress, sitting in front of a coffee shop, he hair glowing in the bright sun. She's wearing her signature big glasses and yggdrasil pendant.
September 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Shit if anyone wanted more evidence that progesterone actually works they coulda just asked. I grew C cups in 9 months. If anything I worry about getting TOO much tiddy.
Cady Cates leaning over in a bralette that's just barely holding on. Her tattoos of lilies and orchids are visible and her pendant hangs down low.
September 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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One new and one old. Would be more of a hat girl if my head weren't so damn big.
Cady Cates in a pink Yankees hat, with her big glasses and jewelry. She's wearing a low shoulder shirt and posing in a restaurant. An older pick of Cady Cates in a cute knit cap and peacoat. The hat is red and the coat is green. Her makeup is cute, and perhaps a bit sloppy.
September 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Thanks! it has pockets.
Cady Cates all dressed up in a floral dress with pink roses. She's wearing jewelry, and taking a selfie in front of a big window. Hoodies in the background.
September 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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The new glasses are pretty great.
Cady Cates in new glasses. They're blue and have a light rim. But still similar to her iconic look. She's wearing a green yellow and brown shirt and a yggdrasil pendant. Her hair is auburn again. She's sitting on a couch.
August 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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surprised pikachu
August 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I am taking applications for replacements for Blahaj. I have squished his head plenty.
A picture of a thicc woman with a plaid skirt and blue shirt squishing a blahaj, a stuffed shark, between her big squishy thighs.
August 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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More selfies for the selfie god.
Cady Cates posing cute in a floral dress. Her makeup on point. Her iconic glasses on. A heart necklace around her neck. Tattoos visible and a kitchen in the background.
July 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Turns out I'm far better at being adorable than most other things in my life I ever tried to do.
Cady Cates, in a floral dress and choker. Her makeup is done and she looks cute as fuck. Her tattoos are visible. They are floral as well.
July 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Idgaf how much work it takes. Being this cute is worth it.
Cady Cates sitting in an Aeron office chair. In a striped knit shirt. Cute as fuck in clean makeup with pink lips. Her hair a mess and makeup on the vanity in the background.
July 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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The big highlight of last night. A gorgeous imperial moth.
An imperial moth resting on an oak tree. The moth is yellow and a reddish brown, and big and fuzzy. An imperial moth resting calmly on a hand with blue green painted fingernails. The moth is yellow and a reddish brown, and big and fuzzy.
July 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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My hair never stops frizzing.
Cady Cates in a brown floral dress. She's wearing bracelets and necklaces. One gold one silver. Her orchid tattoo is showing. She's wearing he big iconic glasses. Her makeup is clean and the accents are red. Her hair is so frizzy. In the background there's books and flowers.
July 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I can't believe I got out of bed and I just get to look like this. Unkempt and unshaven, no makeup and I still fucking love myself.
Cady Cates sitting in her living room unkept, her hair all frizzy. Unshaven, scruff visible on her jaw upon close inspection. Electro marks on her upper lip, not yet fully healed. In her iconic glasses. A yggdrasil pendant on her neck and floral spider tattoos on her shoulders. She's only wearing what could be a tank top but she won't confirm is or isn't just a bralette.
July 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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My eyes are the same blue as Blåhaj
Cady Cates snuggling a big stuffed shark. Blåhaj from IKEA. She's cute, if a little scruffy today. Same iconic blue glasses as usual.
June 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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"I'm pickin' up the pace
I'm so happy I could die
Put emojis on my grave
I'm the dumbest girl alive"
Cady Cates in a cute floral shirt. Wearing pink lipstick and her big green glasses. He hair is glowing in the light and Christmas lights hang in the background.
June 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Omigosh what an absolute cutie! And in a sweater! Lily also wears sweaters most the year. But my partner has to make them custom cuz she is weirdly shaped.
Lily the Dachshund mutt in a cable knit sweater. It is green and purple. Lily is smol and brindle. There's a switch controller in the back.
June 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Lily is a weirdly tall dachshund mutt because her other half we think is a foxhound. I'm not sure what she'd think she'd do with a badger even if she caught one. Probably lick it like she does our blankets.
A concerned looking dachshund foxhound mutt. She is brindle and wearing a pink collar. A little white puff in her chest. She is doing a tiny blep.
June 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Pride look 4. Prepping for the rainiest pride of our lives.
Cady Cates in a green top and pink opaque necklace. A choker, and lots of jewelry. Her nails are trans flag colors. In the background Christmas lights hang from the ceiling. She is cute
June 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Pride look 3 with the zombie I summoned for lunar faire pride. Probably my sluttiest look of the year.
Cady Cates, dressed in a morrigan costume, red open chested hoodie, bra exposed and jewelry ,and her BFF who is in a harness and corpse makeup, and a purple corset. Part of the lunar fair sign is visible in the background.
June 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Masks up today for pride look number 2.
Cady Cates. Sporting white and blue eye makeup and a pink mask as well as blue pendant and trans flag colored nails. Posing in front of a mirror.
June 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I make pretty damn good French toast.
French toast sizzling in a pan. It's caramelized and misshapen from agitation, but that just makes it taste better!
June 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM