Watching every district around me close. I swear…if I go clean off my car and then we close… to the moon Alice!

Found out we have a two hour delay around 6am. Promptly snuck into my son’s room to turn off his alarm in hopes he’d sleep in. When I tell you my heart was racing and that I almost dropped to the floor when he let out a loud snore…. This is parenting.

Me: *cautiously searches for Valentine’s Day shirt for boys.”

Me: *immediately regrets decision.”

I need a stronger disappointed emoji