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Pascal about JK Rowling and the anti trans law on UK:
‘I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist’
‘I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist’
April 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Pascal about JK Rowling and the anti trans law on UK:
‘I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist’
‘I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist’
I'm too optimistic adjusting the rearview mirror
April 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm too optimistic adjusting the rearview mirror
I would be so good at being a puddle
March 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I would be so good at being a puddle
My boss asked me "you notice Brandon has a new pair of sneakers on?" on the first day I wore a new pair of shoes 💔
March 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My boss asked me "you notice Brandon has a new pair of sneakers on?" on the first day I wore a new pair of shoes 💔
today is the perfect day to watch a movie that will make me cry and then immediately conk out
March 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
today is the perfect day to watch a movie that will make me cry and then immediately conk out
okay fine I will finally flip my calendar off of January
March 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
okay fine I will finally flip my calendar off of January
best sleeping position is being curled up into the tiniest ball possible
March 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
best sleeping position is being curled up into the tiniest ball possible
Avril Lavigne's fuck belt
February 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Avril Lavigne's fuck belt
collapsing inward and exploding
February 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
collapsing inward and exploding
feeling extremely vincible
February 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
feeling extremely vincible
love the concept of a godzilla movie
almost never enjoy a godzilla movie
almost never enjoy a godzilla movie
February 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
love the concept of a godzilla movie
almost never enjoy a godzilla movie
almost never enjoy a godzilla movie
I'm sooo supportive of a little bit of spooky wind but not when it's so spooky it wakes me up
February 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I'm sooo supportive of a little bit of spooky wind but not when it's so spooky it wakes me up
yellow rice is so goated
February 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
yellow rice is so goated
I need to become less approachable to strangers
Beautiful woman comes up to me in walmart and says "I've never shopped here before could you help me find something" and I'm like yeah okay sure I'll try and she asks me for help finding a saline enema and stool softeners
Beautiful woman comes up to me in walmart and says "I've never shopped here before could you help me find something" and I'm like yeah okay sure I'll try and she asks me for help finding a saline enema and stool softeners
January 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I need to become less approachable to strangers
Beautiful woman comes up to me in walmart and says "I've never shopped here before could you help me find something" and I'm like yeah okay sure I'll try and she asks me for help finding a saline enema and stool softeners
Beautiful woman comes up to me in walmart and says "I've never shopped here before could you help me find something" and I'm like yeah okay sure I'll try and she asks me for help finding a saline enema and stool softeners
My astounding media literacy has unfortunately left me with the ability to predict the ending of almost every pornographic film
January 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My astounding media literacy has unfortunately left me with the ability to predict the ending of almost every pornographic film
guy at work keeps calling me "cael with two vowels" and it's honestly kind of fucking me up
January 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
guy at work keeps calling me "cael with two vowels" and it's honestly kind of fucking me up
we set out to save the shire
January 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
we set out to save the shire
everyone has yin dipshit it came for free with your fucking yang
January 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
everyone has yin dipshit it came for free with your fucking yang
gregor samsa waking up from a nightmare horrified to discover that he has become a metaphor
January 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
gregor samsa waking up from a nightmare horrified to discover that he has become a metaphor
in the mood for someone to say something nice to me
January 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
in the mood for someone to say something nice to me
personally i don't believe anyone is named luigi's mansion but ok
December 9, 2024 at 8:40 PM
personally i don't believe anyone is named luigi's mansion but ok
the amount of yogurt I've been eating lately is going to earn me some sort of cosmic punishment
December 8, 2024 at 4:53 PM
the amount of yogurt I've been eating lately is going to earn me some sort of cosmic punishment
getting struck by lightning probably feels incredible tbh
December 1, 2024 at 6:41 PM
getting struck by lightning probably feels incredible tbh