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CaesarNK
@caesarnk.bsky.social
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I post memes when I feel like it.
You should play cataclysm: the last generation.
I'm also on the fediverse! (mastodon\sharkey) @[email protected]
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greentext featuring an image of the 2025 game awards. text reads: " >"And the game of the year is... Nothing" >Suddenly Geoff gives the audience a hollow, lifeless stare as the exits all lock simultaneously >The audience's confusion soon turns to horror and panic as mustard gas fills the venue "
January 18, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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You can follow me at @[email protected]
January 18, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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~8 year old news headline screenshot reads: "Neil deGrasse Tyson puts Jeff Bezos' net worth into a new perspective" underneath is an edited tweet from Neil deGrasse Tyson reading "if Jeff Benzos put all his money up his ass he would need a really big as s" While this is a meme, and Mr. Tyson did not actually say what this image purports he did, Neil deGrasse Tyson is known to not have as much money as Jeff Bezos. This is societal commentary.
January 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Parody of Junji Ito's work "The enigma of Amigara Fault". Read it to make this funny. Image is of an anthropomorphized circle yelling out "TH- THIS IS MY HOLE!" and "IT WAS MADE FOR ME!". The Circle Character is going into a square shaped hole. To the right of this is a drawing of a woman looking shocked. I don't know the reference here with the shocked woman face. Fuck you. Yawp about it, nerd.
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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The sopranos: "You come to me girthless. On fat cock friday"
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Reddit™ post within the "r/nostalgia" subreddit by user "u/chimpingway". Post is of a delicious looking crab with butter sauce and lemon. Post title is "Mcdonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal". The reddit user "u/chimpingway" is notable for being the person who did that post in the Saskatchewan subreddit with barnacle sunglasses.
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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edited screenshot of youtube. Video by the New York Post with (edited) video title reading: "NYC Rats Caught Wrestling over RAM on Subway Tracks". sticks of computer RAM has been edited onto the bagel that the rats were originally fighting over in a way that makes it appear that the rats are fighting over the RAM.
January 15, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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sadpost. Screenshot of a lockscreen with text added on top. Sad bart-posting lockscreen wallpaper with "fake smile" covering bart's eyes. Person is 43 seconds into the song "Hope" by "XXXTENTACION". The text layered above this is "one of those nights💔🥺💔". The person's mother has texted them "Clean your poop out the shower NOW!!!!! This is the 17th time.".
January 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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meme format image of two dastardly looking villainous wizards who are smiling. The meme text reads "How it feels when you are lying and bro starts adding details" with black text on white background. made with mematic
January 14, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Top image, the original, is a billboard by a vegan advocacy group. It shows a gradient of animals from cats and dogs to rabbit to horse to chicken to cow to pig to duck with white-red gradient text and arrow going from "pet" to "food. The billboard's message is "All animals want to live... Where do you draw the line?" Below this is a billboard mocking the above billboard. This one is a gradient of images going from flowers to pumpkin to banana to pea to cabbage to peanut to potato. In a similar fashion to the above billboard, this also has a white-red gradient going from ornamental to food with arrows. The text for this billboard reads as: "All plants want to live... Where do you draw the line?"
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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edited image of a painting of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. In this new version, Christ is holding the hand of the default Roblox male spaghetti hair noob. Christ is looking down at the noob and smiling. The noob is also smiling, but that's just the default face in roblox.
January 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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screenshot of twitter. User "@groby5000000" says "What happens if you just keep microwaving nothing". reply from user "@Zander_405" contains just one word: "Fire". Groby Replies to Zander_405 saying "Thanks I thought it was a good tweet too". The implications of this tweet exchange is that the crumbling infrastructure of a decaying capitalist power that once held hegemony in the western world is now being cut apart and its people suffer. Something about clowns in there too I'm pretty sure.
January 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Reddit post. "Who's the most dangerous Human Alive right now?". Reply by "u/Mundane__Detail" says: "My cousin Randy posts a lot of pictures on facebook of skeletons riding motorcycles and stuff with captions about how loyal he is but if you betray him he can be your worst nightmare so probably him."
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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edited version of that shit ass Reddit™ meme of kermit sipping lipton tea. Kermit's head has been grotesquely removed, but everything else about the template remains the same. The caption reads in bold IMPACT font "AND STILL MAN'S CHURNING STOMACH BLEEDS" I want miss piggy to give me her head.
January 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Meme formatted image. White text on black background. "Me and the mad scientist watch in horror as the snail tears right through the pure tungsten ball we took years to develop and build" Below is a screenshot of the movie "Megamind" of Tighten punching through thick copper.
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Lightning McQueen with a thick, voluptuous ass. He speaks but a single word: "Kachow".
January 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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news headline screenshot reading "More than 80 firearms and three skulls found in Cannibal Corpse guitarist's home". Below this, a screenshot of spotify (presumably a screenshot of the band's discography) which shows two songs "I Have Guns in My House, For Murder" and "My Home Is Full of Skulls".
January 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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soyjack meme. First panel: smiling soyjack conversing with a green pea. Soyjack says "Say the line, peajak!" Peajak says "I'm gonna PEA on you!". Second panel: soyjack is now frowning and Peajak releases peas from its mouth like a swarm of locusts descending upon their victim. Soyjack now says "W-What?!" Third and final panel is a solitary and solemn rendition of soyjack being stuffed full of peas like body horror. Soyjack's eyes, nose, and mouth overflow with peas. Nothing but peas. The look on soyjack's face is pure unimaginable terror, frozen in time by the peas that came to be soyjack's undoing. RIP (Rest in Peas) to my good one, Soyjack.
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Post by user "@Styx4Two" on Twitter. Post reads "The jump in the span of 20 years in game development is crazy Experiencing SA as a Child and CP as an adult is truly an experience" In the Post, they are referencing the game 'Grand theft Auto: San Andreas' as "SA". In common internet based communication, "SA" is typically an abbreviation for the crime of Sexual Assault. The other game is 'Cyberpunk 2077' being called "CP" which in common parlance, "CP" typically refers to CSAM.
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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picture of a baby with a khaki glock in it's diaper holding a tablet. The tablet is circled in red and the caption reads in white font "There is absolutely no reason for a child this age to have a cell phone!" This image says a lot about society.
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Screenshot of a Reddit™ post within the "r/superman" subreddit. Post is by user "u/shadowfax416" and is titled: "What is Superman's 'Kryptonite'.". The post text says "In literature, mythology, and comic books heroes often have a 'kryptonite' or 'Achilles's heel', basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable. I'm curious what fans here would consider to be superman's 'Kryptonite'?" and has 503 Reddit™ Upvotes and 165 Reddit™ Comments.
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Screenshot of a jail website that shows new inmates. Image is of a man who's name is "Chad House", with a red arrow pointing to an edited image of Dr. House from House M.D. doing a chad mogging face.
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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not gonna say happy. It's New year.
1996
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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John Henry Chatgpt
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM