OZYMANDIAS, THE FRESH KING OF KINGS
I whistled for a traveler, and when he came near,
His land was antique, and he frowned at my sneer,
If anything I could say ye mighty, despair,
But I thought, “Nah, forget it—my wreck’s boundless and bare!”

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I've spent a significant portion of the last 24 hours doing whatever the equivalent is of social media doomscrolling, but instead it's shopping online for multiple storage tubs where nothing matches the specific dimensions and/or is like $20 a piece 🥲

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

Upset that taking something called "Augmentin" didn't begin my superhero origin story (that I know of......... 👀)

There is a significant chance my kids think the game is called "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoe" even though they only use the first 3 with their hands. I would love to see them think through what the last word is there for.

8yo, flipping through her notebook: "All of the good stories aren't finished. I don't know why I keep starting stories and then never finish."

Oh honey

My kids were given wall calendars from family over the last few months; just random ones they acquired that have animal pictures. This was normal and fine and they sometimes remember they exist. And then I wake up today to hear them cheerily exclaim, "Today is Tax Day!"

Eleven years ago today, my husband and I announced we were moving up our wedding by 5 months, thinking it would be funny doing a fake prank post (as in, announcing something real that sounds like a prank). Don't do it, y'all. Just don't engage with this day lol

My lifestyle leaves me unable to listen to what I want when I want so truly this is a blessing. Except for all the podcasts and new music I'm missing.

Some people spend years training to run a marathon. It's foolish. In that amount of time you could have walked there

But he was STILL HUNGRY 🍎🪱

*narrows eyes*