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Caffeinated Spoon
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Author, artist, & gender-fluid chaotic cheese goblin. 🏳️‍🌈🔞
They/Them - he or she as a treat.

I LOVE PUNS AND BAD JOKES - consider yourself warned. <3
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Bootie Call Chapter 65 - Skott of a Thousand Faces
#Caelus #ArcherHSR #SaberHSR #Skott

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Bootie Call Chapter 65 - Skott of a Thousand Faces A Cyborgs & Stellarons Story
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
*FINALLY* done.

I can still see things that "could be better" but I think at this point I need to be happy with where I am at, and know the next picture will be better. <3
#Boothill #Caelus #BootCae
boothill fucking caelus against the wall
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Smut for SNAP I'll write a short little fic for you when you DM me proof of donation for food, sanitary supplies (pats, tampons, diapers, wipes), blood, or even volunteering your time 300 word minimum fic Honkai: Star Rail only, pre-amphoreus characters NSFW/SFW play, almost any pairing, NO MINORS
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
I'm sorry, what now, Zoho?
#SillyZohoSuggestions
Zoho suggesting "goingading" instead of "goading"
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
I first posted June 21 2024
a screenshot soing total ord count: 723,399
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Bootie Call Chapter 64 Heed the Grail's Call ~/~ Servants Come Forth
#Boothill #Caelus #Skott #LancerHSR #SaberHSR #ArcherHSR #Aventurine #RecaAssassinHSR

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Bootie Call chapter 64 Heed the Grail's Call ~/~ Servants Come Forth A Cyborgs & Stellarons story
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Bootie Call ch63 - As Fate Would Have It
#Caelus #Sampo #Fate/HSR #SampCae

...and so begins the last arc of Bootie Call <3

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Bootie Call Chapter 63 - as fate would have it
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
THIS ISNT ANY BETTER. MY dudes.
ANOTHER BAD SUGGESTION
October 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Zoho? You feelin okay there, buddy?
bad word suggestion
October 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Bootie Call - Ch62 - Jealous, Much?
#Sunday #Caelus

Someone's found out about Date Night with Robin... 🤔

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Bootie Call Chapter62 - Jealous Much? A Cyborgs & Stellarons story
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Have a Cuppa - Chapter 8
#JingYuan #Yingxing #JingRen

Have a Cuppa is back! Very sorry about the hiatus <3 I will try to get an update a month for this one <3

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Have a Cuppa - Chapter 8
October 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Yeah. I'm old.
King's Quest 1
October 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Art I made for @editorsheep.bsky.social for their chapter in Tattoos and Troubles today! Check it out!

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September 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Bootie Call Ch61 - Bai for Now
#Caelus

They are leavin' for Penacony finally! They made some good friends, and overcame some VERY difficult things over the past new months, but it's time to jump back into the fray.

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Bootie Call Chapter 61 - Bai for Now A Cyborgs & Stellarons Story
September 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
im going crazy
reference image of foes along with rough sketch outline
September 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Sir Redstone the First
August 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Bootie Call Ch59 - Accidentally the Whole Thing
#Boothill #Caelus #Sampo #Yutie #BootCae #CaePo #YuCae

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Bootie Call Ch59 - Accidentally the Whole Thing A Cyborgs & Stellarons story
August 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Hands up if you, too, want Heng’s DNA...
#CaffeinatedTypos
August 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
#CaffeinatedTypos
Sampo gave her a weary smily and waved her off.
August 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
I am CRYING... this is part of a text message from Silver Wolf, berating Caelus. This is the BEST suggestion EVER... I just.... oh my gods. Thank you, Zoho. You made my day.
#Zoho #ZohoSuggests
UR SEX LIFE ---> URGENT SUCCESS Probably miswritten word(s) This word doesn't fit the context here. Consider replacing it with a different word. (IGNORE)
August 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
I forgot to post this! My first attempt at NSFW art - trust, i can see the mistakes I made, but I am proud of it nonetheless. Maybe when I'm better at making art I will come back and revisit this one... it goes with the chapter that I posted today.

#Caelus #HSR
Caelus in silver and red lingerie, blushing
August 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Bootie Call Ch58 - C'Mon n' Ride it
#Boothill #Caelus #Sampo #Yutie

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Bootie Call Chapter 58 - C'mon 'n Ride it A Cyborgs & Stellarons Story
August 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Forever Yours - Poetry & Fucking
#Argenti #OriginalCharacter #CedricOC

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"I am the luckiest man in all of the cosmos themselves, that I can take my pleasure from one such as you, and give it in return." "...Argenti?" "Yes, my love?" "I love. you. Please never change."
August 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Crispy Snocone - a Cyborgs & Stellarons sidestory
This one revolves around Gepard and a well-liked OC from my main fic, Bootie Call
#Gepard #CrispenRatten #CrispySnocone

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Gepard clenched his cup. Just ask... Just ASK, you idiot... "Have you ever considered dating men, instead?" He didn't dare look at Crispin as he took another sip of his drink. "Not really, no..." Gepard tried not to flinch at Crispin's words. "...then again, no man has ever expressed an interest in me, to make me think about it."
August 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social
Well, if he joined, it would be a fivesome, not a foursome. But really, anon... Jing Yuan will *never* become part of the polyCAEule. Their little group is well balanced, and I cannot see anyone else joining it in the foreseeable future. AT BEST, Caelus will forgive him enough (1/2)
strawpage question reading "when will jing yuan finally become part of the little foursome? five is a good number. he loves caelus so much, give the man a bone!"
August 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM