Seamus Belial
@caffeinatedape.bsky.social
Sober self-aggrandizing:
“They call me Clean Laundry… ‘cause I’m hung, and dry.”
“They call me Clean Laundry… ‘cause I’m hung, and dry.”
October 10, 2023 at 1:34 AM
Sober self-aggrandizing:
“They call me Clean Laundry… ‘cause I’m hung, and dry.”
“They call me Clean Laundry… ‘cause I’m hung, and dry.”
Diane Feinstein: I’m not retiring!
The Universe: The fuck you aren’t!
The Universe: The fuck you aren’t!
September 29, 2023 at 1:23 PM
Diane Feinstein: I’m not retiring!
The Universe: The fuck you aren’t!
The Universe: The fuck you aren’t!
There’s some percentage of people you know that attempt to use the Force on a regular basis.
That said, my coffee cup is still sitting out of reach.
That said, my coffee cup is still sitting out of reach.
September 27, 2023 at 1:47 PM
There’s some percentage of people you know that attempt to use the Force on a regular basis.
That said, my coffee cup is still sitting out of reach.
That said, my coffee cup is still sitting out of reach.
The average human releases .5-1 liter of buttfart daily.
I have reached my quota for the day.
And yours.
Also yours.
I have reached my quota for the day.
And yours.
Also yours.
September 14, 2023 at 7:36 PM
The average human releases .5-1 liter of buttfart daily.
I have reached my quota for the day.
And yours.
Also yours.
I have reached my quota for the day.
And yours.
Also yours.
My local Target has BooBerry and FrankkenBerry on the shelves. No Count Chocula in sight. Horseshit.
September 11, 2023 at 7:41 PM
My local Target has BooBerry and FrankkenBerry on the shelves. No Count Chocula in sight. Horseshit.
Do you love body horror?
Do you love Troma?
Do you love porn?
Would you love to see a Cronenberg-produced porn for Troma?
Well, the best I can do is my short story “Finger Bang Fang Fuck”; available for 50¢ on Godless.
godless.com/products/fin...
Do you love Troma?
Do you love porn?
Would you love to see a Cronenberg-produced porn for Troma?
Well, the best I can do is my short story “Finger Bang Fang Fuck”; available for 50¢ on Godless.
godless.com/products/fin...
September 10, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Do you love body horror?
Do you love Troma?
Do you love porn?
Would you love to see a Cronenberg-produced porn for Troma?
Well, the best I can do is my short story “Finger Bang Fang Fuck”; available for 50¢ on Godless.
godless.com/products/fin...
Do you love Troma?
Do you love porn?
Would you love to see a Cronenberg-produced porn for Troma?
Well, the best I can do is my short story “Finger Bang Fang Fuck”; available for 50¢ on Godless.
godless.com/products/fin...
Reposted by Seamus Belial
I like this image
September 8, 2023 at 11:17 AM
I like this image
Online article: How To Make Your Children Thrive!
Me: Thrive? I just want them to flush the toilet.
#parenting #teenboys
Me: Thrive? I just want them to flush the toilet.
#parenting #teenboys
September 10, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Online article: How To Make Your Children Thrive!
Me: Thrive? I just want them to flush the toilet.
#parenting #teenboys
Me: Thrive? I just want them to flush the toilet.
#parenting #teenboys
Alright, everyone. We’re reinvigorating the insult “jackanapes”. The plural is “jackanapeses”, and I guarantee some jackanapes will try to correct you. Use it often and use it boldly.
September 8, 2023 at 1:10 AM
Alright, everyone. We’re reinvigorating the insult “jackanapes”. The plural is “jackanapeses”, and I guarantee some jackanapes will try to correct you. Use it often and use it boldly.
Spongebob Squarepants is trash.
September 7, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Spongebob Squarepants is trash.