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Melbourne, Australia. Tell me about your motorbike.
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I will because apparently I’m an idiot.
June 6, 2023 at 4:09 AM
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In future can you in-line comment me a shout out? And in doing so, break something? Kthx
May 15, 2023 at 9:27 PM
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Gods I wish Terry was still with us.
May 12, 2023 at 12:38 AM
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Technically you don’t need to take any clothes off to pee. The only limiting factor is your aversion to mess.
May 11, 2023 at 4:21 PM
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Your boss calling in sick is right up there.
May 11, 2023 at 1:20 PM
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In this picture we see Tucker tanning his scrotum.
May 11, 2023 at 3:20 AM
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“Given the demographics of this app”. We have a new slur.
May 10, 2023 at 10:44 PM
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Jokes on you, all of my pictures are unflattering. Checkmate aesthetics.
May 10, 2023 at 8:43 PM
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And now in “Things you didn’t expect to make you feel deeply uncomfortable” …
May 10, 2023 at 8:30 PM
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I feel this, Kevin. My wife is Vietnamese and we make these together with the kids - so good.
May 10, 2023 at 1:56 AM
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Let the judgement commence

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Eurovision Rehearsals Roundup - Part 3 | Liverpool 2023 | #UnitedByMusic 🇺🇦🇬🇧
Subscribe and 🔔 to Eurovision 👉 https://www.youtube.com/user/eurovision?sub_confirmation=1 #EurovisionRehearsals - Clara Amfo presents your first look at how the Liverpool 2023 participants will appear on stage. These clips are taken from the second set of rehearsals on Friday 5 May. 00:00 Rehearsals Roundup - Part 3 00:24 🇨🇾 Cyprus | Andrew Lambrou - Break A Broken Heart 00:54 🇮🇸 Iceland | Diljá - Power 01:23 🇬🇷 Greece | Victor Vernicos - What They Say 01:54 🇵🇱 Poland | Blanka - Solo 02:24 🇸🇮 Slovenia | Joker Out - Carpe Diem 02:53 🇬🇪 Georgia | Iru - Echo 03:24 🇸🇲 San Marino | Piqued Jacks - Like An Animal 03:54 🇦🇹 Austria | Teya \u0026 Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar? 04:24 🇦🇱 Albania | Albina \u0026 Familja Kelmendi - Duje 04:54 🇱🇹 Lithuania | Monika Linkytė - Stay 05:23 🇦🇺 Australia | Voyager - Promise - #UnitedByMusic - Liverpool 2023 The Eurovision Song Contest celebrates diversity through music. Please keep your comments respectful. We will not tolerate racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, body-shaming or any other derogatory or hostile language. Offensive users will be blocked and reported. Music first, always. Subscribe to the Official Eurovision Song Contest Podcast: https://pod.link/1617767675 Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@Eurovision Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eurovision Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Eurovision Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EurovisionSo... If you want to know more about the Eurovision Song Contest, visit https://eurovision.tv Shop for official Eurovision Song Contest merchandise: https://shop.eurovision.tv/
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May 9, 2023 at 11:07 AM
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I’m hoping we (Australia) do well this year.
May 9, 2023 at 10:57 AM
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May 9, 2023 at 5:58 AM
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Apparently I’m old too.
May 9, 2023 at 5:39 AM