@caffinatedlemur.bsky.social
The worst part of migrating from social media platforms is remaking my damn profile.
Do you need to see their posts to know they're fascist trash? Do you think blocking their trolling means people won't continue to demand ICE be abolished? Let them shitpost into the void. The Nazi kids can get their dopamine hit 'owning the libs' elsewhere. Bet they use AI for 'art' too.
January 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Do you need to see their posts to know they're fascist trash? Do you think blocking their trolling means people won't continue to demand ICE be abolished? Let them shitpost into the void. The Nazi kids can get their dopamine hit 'owning the libs' elsewhere. Bet they use AI for 'art' too.
They looked at the real employment figures behind Trump's back and decided getting pocket lint as payment wasn't actually going to make the student loan holders money.
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
They looked at the real employment figures behind Trump's back and decided getting pocket lint as payment wasn't actually going to make the student loan holders money.
When you're right, you're right.
January 16, 2026 at 2:28 PM
When you're right, you're right.
Mummers following them everywhere they go.
January 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Mummers following them everywhere they go.
I just can't get past the fact that for 8 very specific years a minority party threw 80 different shit fits every day and just didn't do any work, stole at least 1 Supreme Court seat, held bs "hearings" regularly and I'm supposed to believe that D's just don't have the same ability to do that.
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I just can't get past the fact that for 8 very specific years a minority party threw 80 different shit fits every day and just didn't do any work, stole at least 1 Supreme Court seat, held bs "hearings" regularly and I'm supposed to believe that D's just don't have the same ability to do that.
It's one of the most obvious uses of ChatGPT in ages. At least when rationing was happening in the past they'd make an effort to come up with some version of a recipe, even if it was an eldritch abomination. This is nothing.
January 15, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It's one of the most obvious uses of ChatGPT in ages. At least when rationing was happening in the past they'd make an effort to come up with some version of a recipe, even if it was an eldritch abomination. This is nothing.
This is the kind of news I want to wake up to and read with my morning coffee.
January 14, 2026 at 1:31 PM
This is the kind of news I want to wake up to and read with my morning coffee.
Adding on to this (because shamefully I didn't know and had to look it up) but the House Democratic Whip is Katherine Clark. And the party whip's job is literally to keep the rank and file in line. This is not to take away from the ick of mixing up two prominent Black Dems.
January 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Adding on to this (because shamefully I didn't know and had to look it up) but the House Democratic Whip is Katherine Clark. And the party whip's job is literally to keep the rank and file in line. This is not to take away from the ick of mixing up two prominent Black Dems.
Taskmaster binge over here. Yesterday I hopped on my exercise bike to pedal away from The Horrors and much to my chagrin it actually did reduce the generalized anxiety.
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Taskmaster binge over here. Yesterday I hopped on my exercise bike to pedal away from The Horrors and much to my chagrin it actually did reduce the generalized anxiety.
God I am clinging to my Fossil hybrid watch because in this awful timeline we're not allowed to have nice things and it must be All Screens All The Time. Mine does step count, sleep tracking, and used to have vibrating alerts you could set for messages from specific people and vibrating alarms.
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 AM
God I am clinging to my Fossil hybrid watch because in this awful timeline we're not allowed to have nice things and it must be All Screens All The Time. Mine does step count, sleep tracking, and used to have vibrating alerts you could set for messages from specific people and vibrating alarms.
This is gorgeous!
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This is gorgeous!
Coming from a PA Dutch family, I'd always associated Fraktur with something like illuminated/decorated manuscripts. This is interesting to learn, thank you for the link.
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Coming from a PA Dutch family, I'd always associated Fraktur with something like illuminated/decorated manuscripts. This is interesting to learn, thank you for the link.
I will never understand these people, who have given up so much in order to gain power, just to eagerly turn it all over to a decaying whale in human form with hagfish for brains.
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I will never understand these people, who have given up so much in order to gain power, just to eagerly turn it all over to a decaying whale in human form with hagfish for brains.
People were scared during COVID and initially were more supportive of doctors, researchers, etc but we ran headlong into an eternal battle of science vs normies' needs for a level of certainty and policy that science couldn't give during a developing situation.
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
People were scared during COVID and initially were more supportive of doctors, researchers, etc but we ran headlong into an eternal battle of science vs normies' needs for a level of certainty and policy that science couldn't give during a developing situation.
Never played that specific iteration of Bioshock (Infinite, I think?) but the series has ways to give yourself powers, flame powers are one. I only played the first one though.
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Never played that specific iteration of Bioshock (Infinite, I think?) but the series has ways to give yourself powers, flame powers are one. I only played the first one though.
I swear we just had this conversation when the Maine oysterguy turned out to be Nazi. It's entirely possible for awful people to stop being awful, but that doesn't mean they are owed the right to power over people or access to their victims, and we're not required to launder their reputations.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I swear we just had this conversation when the Maine oysterguy turned out to be Nazi. It's entirely possible for awful people to stop being awful, but that doesn't mean they are owed the right to power over people or access to their victims, and we're not required to launder their reputations.
I'm An Old so I think DIY Halloween costumes are the best costumes ever so I think you'll be just fine.
And one of the granny episodes is top 5 best Bluey episodes for me (Granny Mobile).
And one of the granny episodes is top 5 best Bluey episodes for me (Granny Mobile).
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'm An Old so I think DIY Halloween costumes are the best costumes ever so I think you'll be just fine.
And one of the granny episodes is top 5 best Bluey episodes for me (Granny Mobile).
And one of the granny episodes is top 5 best Bluey episodes for me (Granny Mobile).
I have small children and can recognize a Granny anywhere!
October 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I have small children and can recognize a Granny anywhere!
Rotini. Penne is right there to hold onto sauce, but these mfers gotta be extra and have weird frills to mess with your texture.
October 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Rotini. Penne is right there to hold onto sauce, but these mfers gotta be extra and have weird frills to mess with your texture.
Witchcraft. I still can't make any kind of rice on the stove, I have to use my rice cooker or it comes out over and under cooked at the same time.
October 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Witchcraft. I still can't make any kind of rice on the stove, I have to use my rice cooker or it comes out over and under cooked at the same time.
For Chrissakes trash panda I have been analyzing these tiktok metrics of inflatable costumes dancing all afternoon but Samantha says Kenleigh wants us to get more antif-luencers onboard and you missed the department void-screaming. What do we do????
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
For Chrissakes trash panda I have been analyzing these tiktok metrics of inflatable costumes dancing all afternoon but Samantha says Kenleigh wants us to get more antif-luencers onboard and you missed the department void-screaming. What do we do????
Natural consequences are the best teacher sometimes.
October 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Natural consequences are the best teacher sometimes.