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The cyber diary of an easily googlable human
在网上匿名说一些垃圾话
如果我是张无忌,偏要勉强的赵敏和问心有愧的芷若之间我也无法取舍😭
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Sometimes you harbor thoughts that you can't even say out loud alone, because putting it out into the universe means admitting to things that you want to deny
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Jesus fuck chatgpt should never give me advice on hitting on girls, because what kind of a pickup line from hell is this:
“You have very main character energy. Should I be taking notes or running away?”
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
(Brain dump before bed)
Do robots have nightmares of electric cockroaches?
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
每次上网冲浪强度过猛的时候都会想要辞职做一个全职番茄小说写手,后来想到自己的才能实在有限即作罢😭
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
观音山里的冰冰才是最美的冰冰
October 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
刚在小红书看完猫被自己的屁崩醒的视频,就在半梦半醒见被自己的屁崩精神了
September 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
the path of least resistance is usually a path going downhill
September 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
被忍住没流下的眼泪,会变成鼻涕从鼻孔里流下来,流到嘴里,变成爱的鼻窦闭环🥹
September 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
我在这个世界上唯一想做的工作是给大妈们当广场舞健身操教练
September 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
一个全天下皆准的哲理:再光鲜亮丽的人,等你足够接近了,你都会发现ta的生活是一地鸡毛
September 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
在非常想回家拉屎的路上堵车在家门口简直是最让人绝望的事情,没有之一
September 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
后续就是两天分别做了奇奇怪怪并且有很多“操了个爽”moments的梦,醒了之后对自己的性向又有了新的了解
(后后续就是朋友们都被我强制精神污染了个遍)
And tomorrow night it will most likely be dreams about blowing the back out of a poseidon-esque muscle daddy power bottom
August 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
going through screenshots of old conversations should be coined as one of the great tortures of the modern era because HOLY FUCK
August 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
就我所见,大部分女人跟男人的婚姻就仿佛像在屎里挑玉米粒吃。虽然偶尔也能挑到几粒完整的,但我难道就不能不吃屎吗
August 6, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Binge watched the hunting wives in one sitting and I will be dreaming about threesomes with a hot rich milf and her silver fox daddy husband tonight thank you
August 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Quote of the day from friend:
"Omigah you're glowing. Is this not working a 9-5 does to you!?"
(Yes)
August 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
From a dream about an ex-coworker that I haven't a thought about in YEARs to finally agreeing to meet a (mom-approved) family friend, I am feeling my ovulation phase at her fullest for the very first time - I blame Michael b Jordan and his fine ass in sinners
July 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
sinner观后感:
1. 两个小时的电影里Michael b jordan连一次肉都没露这件事太让我不满了
2. 整部电影里让我感觉最奇幻的事是stack和mary居然过了六十年还愿意在一起,两个人都young and gorgeous难道不想出去尝尝鲜吗
July 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
突然爱上了肖战 我觉得我可能脑子坏掉了
July 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
今天我发现,我的天赋是跟着音乐的cadence吃水果。chorus比较激昂的时候我仿佛一个野人一样地啃芒果壳,结尾的时候我云淡风轻地扔果皮洗盘子,感觉音乐与我音人合一
June 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Having a hard time reconciling that everything i love will eventually become trash with time
June 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Happy belated father's day to pedro pascal, thanks for being everyone's daddy supreme💕
June 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
materialist真的看得人又horny又遗憾:两个daddy难道不能同时选,三个人好好过日子吗😭
June 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Watching tom hiddleston in crimson peak did wonders in regulating my menstrual cycle back in 2015 and continues to do so today
June 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM