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Edward Hyde
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I really really like King Gizzard and Rick and Morty and Steven Universe and Deltarune and The Glass Scientists and Chainsawman and Superjail and Baby Assassins
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epic rap battles of history:

me vs. my therapist
can we make it cool to like things after they're cool? like i still like rick and morty
July 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
epic rap battles of history:

me vs. my therapist
July 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Me blasting the song "Baby, I Had An Abortion" in front of a lady holding an "abortion is murder" sign
a cartoon character is flying in the air with the cn logo on the bottom right
ALT: a cartoon character is flying in the air with the cn logo on the bottom right
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July 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
HOLY SHIT my friend put a song I played driving her back to her place on her insta story!

This is obviously because I showed her this song and not because it's good in its own right! (I'm delusional)
July 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Can we make it cool to like things after they're cool? Like I just realized that Chromokopia bumps.
July 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
i just finished steven universe after reaching season 4 as a when i was 12 and then dropping it. that thang is gas and im inspired to be a better person.

bro the gender envy beams are crazy, I wish I was cool like lapis
July 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Writing with friends is fun cause I’ll finish writing about the fall of man but on mars with my buddy then open a final draft document and start yapping bout trans wearwolves
July 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
July 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Failed the internship interview
July 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
im like pusha t but instead of pushing white i push out internship applications
July 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Did you know that pectoral flys used to be called puc-toral flies, but they changed it because gyms thought people would graffiti it to make it say
July 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Another day, another entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
July 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fuck you *nails your flip flops to the cieling*
July 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I was downbad for an ethereal bleach blond baddy and my experience with their affection became synonomous with a heartwrenching song during the summers of my college years, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
July 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
best friend in my imaginary scenarios started cheating on me with my imaginary opp. what do i do
July 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM