can we make it cool to like things after they're cool? like i still like rick and morty

epic rap battles of history:

me vs. my therapist

Me blasting the song "Baby, I Had An Abortion" in front of a lady holding an "abortion is murder" sign

HOLY SHIT my friend put a song I played driving her back to her place on her insta story!

This is obviously because I showed her this song and not because it's good in its own right! (I'm delusional)

Can we make it cool to like things after they're cool? Like I just realized that Chromokopia bumps.

i just finished steven universe after reaching season 4 as a when i was 12 and then dropping it. that thang is gas and im inspired to be a better person.

bro the gender envy beams are crazy, I wish I was cool like lapis

Writing with friends is fun cause I’ll finish writing about the fall of man but on mars with my buddy then open a final draft document and start yapping bout trans wearwolves

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Failed the internship interview

im like pusha t but instead of pushing white i push out internship applications

Did you know that pectoral flys used to be called puc-toral flies, but they changed it because gyms thought people would graffiti it to make it say

Another day, another entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Fuck you *nails your flip flops to the cieling*

If I had a nickel for every time I was downbad for an ethereal bleach blond baddy and my experience with their affection became synonomous with a heartwrenching song during the summers of my college years, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

best friend in my imaginary scenarios started cheating on me with my imaginary opp. what do i do