Would rather get beheaded than live in a house that is floor to ceiling beige

Men are literally gross I don’t know if you knew that (I’m in love with one, I can say that)

Black shorts + black tights is the theeee timeless combo

Before I could grab a mask at urgent care yesterday the receptionist yelled at me to wear a mask :( and I was like :( but I was about to put one on :( and now you just yelled at me and ruined the moment where I selflessly donned a mask in this urgent care without being asked :(

I don’t know what I would do if my sister wasn’t a fellow fire sign. Who else can I text in all caps and be met with the same energy regardless of the circumstances

I ordered an “extra dirty” martini at dinner and the server brought me a crystal clear glass of straight vodka. I drank it because I’d rather suffer than send something back at a restaurant.

I watch ocean documentaries to unwind. Tonight, my daughter and I watched a scary movie. When it ended she said,”ok, can you put the fish show on?”

TikTok is unhinged for many reasons but mainly because who would ever waste the time curling their hair just to smash it all into an updo

Just wanna start off strong by saying #insulinforall !!! #T1D #diabetesawarenessmonth #type1diabetes