My toddler likes to tell the birds to shut up when we leave in the morning 🤣🤣 I try to correct that into nicer language.

Fuck our 1st amendment rights, I guess

Most missionaries I know are hoping that the locals will feed and take care of them as well, so they go and leech on these people too.

Have you ever played poker??

Lol but if they hired someone who understood the performance, that would be DEI.

And what is that old sack of bones going to do about it???

Same lol My friend came over for dinner and said if her son could have just buttered noodles before we sauced them for spaghetti and I was like, uhh just noodles and butter??? I tossed extra noodles one time and my husband was upset because he planned to eat them with butter and parmesan cheese 🤣

His jaw is ready and his knees just need to drop too.

1. Stephens hot cocoa is the best instant.

My husband orders hot chocolate when we go out to breakfast. Anytime of the year lol

Omg China is gonna allow things to be produced in China *gasp*

Over served and overly tan. Sir it's November.