Cait Monster
@caitmonster.bsky.social
Punk kid fighting growing up || My heart belongs to 🇨🇦
I didn’t realize how many parts of my heart needed healing until people showed up and made me feel loved this week.
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I didn’t realize how many parts of my heart needed healing until people showed up and made me feel loved this week.
Gentle reminder the first day of Christmas is Christmas Day. Not December 13. It’s a countdown to the Epiphany.
December 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Gentle reminder the first day of Christmas is Christmas Day. Not December 13. It’s a countdown to the Epiphany.
From like 2005 to 2015 it was so hard to eat out as someone who doesn’t eat pork. We were a nation obsessed with bacon.
December 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
From like 2005 to 2015 it was so hard to eat out as someone who doesn’t eat pork. We were a nation obsessed with bacon.
Did the children of the 1920s throw people born in the 1880s for a loop when they called it “the olden days” or is this something unique to our widely hyper connected time?
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Did the children of the 1920s throw people born in the 1880s for a loop when they called it “the olden days” or is this something unique to our widely hyper connected time?
I need people to stop telling me to shop at Uniqlo.
They hate fat people.
They don’t even come close to carrying my size and I’m a small fat.
They say plus size friendly and it’s a lie.
They hate fat people.
They don’t even come close to carrying my size and I’m a small fat.
They say plus size friendly and it’s a lie.
December 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I need people to stop telling me to shop at Uniqlo.
They hate fat people.
They don’t even come close to carrying my size and I’m a small fat.
They say plus size friendly and it’s a lie.
They hate fat people.
They don’t even come close to carrying my size and I’m a small fat.
They say plus size friendly and it’s a lie.
Asbury and Asbury Park are two different locations. 65 miles apart. Stop using them interchangeably
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Asbury and Asbury Park are two different locations. 65 miles apart. Stop using them interchangeably
At some point I’m coming up on the 20th anniversary of the stupidest decision of my teen years, becoming at #CalgaryFlames fan.
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
At some point I’m coming up on the 20th anniversary of the stupidest decision of my teen years, becoming at #CalgaryFlames fan.
Sometimes I feel left out of the wrap posts but then I remember it’s not very punk rock to pay for services that give contracts to JRogan and ad space toICE.
I also like to believe it’s not behavior approved by Britney or Kesha
I also like to believe it’s not behavior approved by Britney or Kesha
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Sometimes I feel left out of the wrap posts but then I remember it’s not very punk rock to pay for services that give contracts to JRogan and ad space toICE.
I also like to believe it’s not behavior approved by Britney or Kesha
I also like to believe it’s not behavior approved by Britney or Kesha
How did I lose so many clips? I just wanna finish bias tappinggggggggg
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How did I lose so many clips? I just wanna finish bias tappinggggggggg
Some nights it’s just seam ripping and making disappointed noises while you catch up on @dirtylaundryshow.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Some nights it’s just seam ripping and making disappointed noises while you catch up on @dirtylaundryshow.bsky.social
I need an accountability club. Too much of what I want to do “on demand” and my executive dysfunction doesn’t work without knowing I would be disappointing people.
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I need an accountability club. Too much of what I want to do “on demand” and my executive dysfunction doesn’t work without knowing I would be disappointing people.
The way I can recognize the party noise at the start of Bleed It Out — what critical memory did I overwrite to retain this knowledge for almost 19 years?
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The way I can recognize the party noise at the start of Bleed It Out — what critical memory did I overwrite to retain this knowledge for almost 19 years?
Explaining the Thanksgiving Power Hour makes me feel insane
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Explaining the Thanksgiving Power Hour makes me feel insane
Why can’t the writers of procedurals just stick to the procedure??
Do they not realize how aggressively neurodivergent their viewers are?
CHANGING IT UP IS NOT WHAT WE WANT
Do they not realize how aggressively neurodivergent their viewers are?
CHANGING IT UP IS NOT WHAT WE WANT
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Why can’t the writers of procedurals just stick to the procedure??
Do they not realize how aggressively neurodivergent their viewers are?
CHANGING IT UP IS NOT WHAT WE WANT
Do they not realize how aggressively neurodivergent their viewers are?
CHANGING IT UP IS NOT WHAT WE WANT
Love the boomer skill of turning a small interaction into a key memory in my “that time I fucked up” montage.
I’m doing the best I can as an unexpected volunteer, maam. THIS IS A FUNDRAISER
I’m doing the best I can as an unexpected volunteer, maam. THIS IS A FUNDRAISER
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Love the boomer skill of turning a small interaction into a key memory in my “that time I fucked up” montage.
I’m doing the best I can as an unexpected volunteer, maam. THIS IS A FUNDRAISER
I’m doing the best I can as an unexpected volunteer, maam. THIS IS A FUNDRAISER
At least my favorite never did this. And she was ACTUALLY BEING CONTROLLED LIKE BABY
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
At least my favorite never did this. And she was ACTUALLY BEING CONTROLLED LIKE BABY
So is the defense to this commercial going to be “I’m just a baby” or is this the final easter egg?
The baby argument is getting harder and harder to believe, even more so now with the very awkward “I have sex” pivot.
So which is it???
The baby argument is getting harder and harder to believe, even more so now with the very awkward “I have sex” pivot.
So which is it???
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
So is the defense to this commercial going to be “I’m just a baby” or is this the final easter egg?
The baby argument is getting harder and harder to believe, even more so now with the very awkward “I have sex” pivot.
So which is it???
The baby argument is getting harder and harder to believe, even more so now with the very awkward “I have sex” pivot.
So which is it???
What if we brought back 2007 internet? Like all go back to making our own blogs and Tumblrs, posting our lunches, being weird — I miss the mundane of the internet.
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
What if we brought back 2007 internet? Like all go back to making our own blogs and Tumblrs, posting our lunches, being weird — I miss the mundane of the internet.
Why does the dog have better elevator manners than you, neighbor?
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Why does the dog have better elevator manners than you, neighbor?
I’ve lost all sense of time sleeping this much. #StomachVirus2025
October 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’ve lost all sense of time sleeping this much. #StomachVirus2025
Fluttering. Amazing
October 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Fluttering. Amazing
Flames game on the radio is an experience
October 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Flames game on the radio is an experience
A pedophile and a different pedophile’s defender have passed today. Too bad more haven’t but death does come in threes… WHO IS NEXT????
October 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A pedophile and a different pedophile’s defender have passed today. Too bad more haven’t but death does come in threes… WHO IS NEXT????
Why can’t we speed up the planes? Why does it still take hours to cross the country? I’m not asking for like teleportation but like a little more speed — three hours instead of five.
October 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Why can’t we speed up the planes? Why does it still take hours to cross the country? I’m not asking for like teleportation but like a little more speed — three hours instead of five.