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Professional pastry chef/baker/grouch. Essential worker. Exhausted. Stacking debuff ADHD and ASD 🤭
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a fucked up rescue today. a magpie's foot naturally clasps tightly shut at rest, and they have to willingly open it to let go.
this one injured its foot on barbed wire and could no longer let go. it had almost torn its own leg completely off trying to escape
mercy euthanasia :(
this one injured its foot on barbed wire and could no longer let go. it had almost torn its own leg completely off trying to escape
mercy euthanasia :(
December 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
a fucked up rescue today. a magpie's foot naturally clasps tightly shut at rest, and they have to willingly open it to let go.
this one injured its foot on barbed wire and could no longer let go. it had almost torn its own leg completely off trying to escape
mercy euthanasia :(
this one injured its foot on barbed wire and could no longer let go. it had almost torn its own leg completely off trying to escape
mercy euthanasia :(
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she has committed her first crime and severed the christmas tree lights
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
she has committed her first crime and severed the christmas tree lights
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mum started on a racist tangent about the shooters being 'bloody wogs' so i asked if she knew anything about the hero that stopped one - she did not, and i took great joy informing her about ahmed al ahmed
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
mum started on a racist tangent about the shooters being 'bloody wogs' so i asked if she knew anything about the hero that stopped one - she did not, and i took great joy informing her about ahmed al ahmed
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Could all the American influencers pushing in tandem for more guns in Australian just Fuck. The. Hell. Off. Thank you.
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Could all the American influencers pushing in tandem for more guns in Australian just Fuck. The. Hell. Off. Thank you.
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disney partnering with openAI is like when cardassia joined the dominion
December 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
disney partnering with openAI is like when cardassia joined the dominion
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as great as 3d printing is and all the things i never couldve made without it, i'm feeling soured on it by those damn flexi dragons
i dont want what i do to be associated with that slop
i dont want what i do to be associated with that slop
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
as great as 3d printing is and all the things i never couldve made without it, i'm feeling soured on it by those damn flexi dragons
i dont want what i do to be associated with that slop
i dont want what i do to be associated with that slop
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why chandler, why not elon?
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
why chandler, why not elon?
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trying to play muppet christmas carol on our old tv while putting up the tree
20 angry minutes later, we learned neither of our phones would cast disney+ to it and the laptop is too out of date to stream it
so i put the wrath of khan VHS in. one satisfying kerchunk and it starts
fuck this future
20 angry minutes later, we learned neither of our phones would cast disney+ to it and the laptop is too out of date to stream it
so i put the wrath of khan VHS in. one satisfying kerchunk and it starts
fuck this future
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
trying to play muppet christmas carol on our old tv while putting up the tree
20 angry minutes later, we learned neither of our phones would cast disney+ to it and the laptop is too out of date to stream it
so i put the wrath of khan VHS in. one satisfying kerchunk and it starts
fuck this future
20 angry minutes later, we learned neither of our phones would cast disney+ to it and the laptop is too out of date to stream it
so i put the wrath of khan VHS in. one satisfying kerchunk and it starts
fuck this future
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you can fuck off too, jimmy from wikipedia
i gave you $52 last year. stop bothering me for $2.75 this year
i gave you $52 last year. stop bothering me for $2.75 this year
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
you can fuck off too, jimmy from wikipedia
i gave you $52 last year. stop bothering me for $2.75 this year
i gave you $52 last year. stop bothering me for $2.75 this year
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while im grumpy, pet supply stores can you stop emailing me about dogs all the fucking time?!
i am a bunny person! and to a lesser extent a cat person! we also have a lorikeet who just bit me
yeah i could just unsubscribe but then i wouldnt know when actual relevant things are on sale
i am a bunny person! and to a lesser extent a cat person! we also have a lorikeet who just bit me
yeah i could just unsubscribe but then i wouldnt know when actual relevant things are on sale
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
while im grumpy, pet supply stores can you stop emailing me about dogs all the fucking time?!
i am a bunny person! and to a lesser extent a cat person! we also have a lorikeet who just bit me
yeah i could just unsubscribe but then i wouldnt know when actual relevant things are on sale
i am a bunny person! and to a lesser extent a cat person! we also have a lorikeet who just bit me
yeah i could just unsubscribe but then i wouldnt know when actual relevant things are on sale
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i think this is my new favourite 3d print
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
i think this is my new favourite 3d print
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won't have em for this weekend, but i've been getting a few more people at my table than I'd like lately asking *very pointedly* if i drew everything myself, so i designed a new sticker this afternoon that will hopefully quell some of those concerns.
#art
#art
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
won't have em for this weekend, but i've been getting a few more people at my table than I'd like lately asking *very pointedly* if i drew everything myself, so i designed a new sticker this afternoon that will hopefully quell some of those concerns.
#art
#art
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proud "device hoarder" here
i use things until they need to be replaced, and upgrade only if something is significantly improved in function/quality of life
i use things until they need to be replaced, and upgrade only if something is significantly improved in function/quality of life
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
proud "device hoarder" here
i use things until they need to be replaced, and upgrade only if something is significantly improved in function/quality of life
i use things until they need to be replaced, and upgrade only if something is significantly improved in function/quality of life
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Dr. Michael
"Being Covid-conscious is more than precautions and research. It’s grieving losses no one else will acknowledge, enduring mockery, protecting people who resent you, showing up for community the world says doesn’t matter, and fighting for a future others already declared lost."
"Being Covid-conscious is more than precautions and research. It’s grieving losses no one else will acknowledge, enduring mockery, protecting people who resent you, showing up for community the world says doesn’t matter, and fighting for a future others already declared lost."
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Dr. Michael
"Being Covid-conscious is more than precautions and research. It’s grieving losses no one else will acknowledge, enduring mockery, protecting people who resent you, showing up for community the world says doesn’t matter, and fighting for a future others already declared lost."
"Being Covid-conscious is more than precautions and research. It’s grieving losses no one else will acknowledge, enduring mockery, protecting people who resent you, showing up for community the world says doesn’t matter, and fighting for a future others already declared lost."
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my favourite picture of pepper from happier times
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
my favourite picture of pepper from happier times
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i printed a mechanical segment counter for the lorikeet incident notice on the fridge
he just bit me. back to zero
he just bit me. back to zero
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
i printed a mechanical segment counter for the lorikeet incident notice on the fridge
he just bit me. back to zero
he just bit me. back to zero
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have we all binged stranger things yet? okay
cos that last episode really shouldve ended with billie eilish - you should see me in a crown
i dont care if its anachronistic, carry on what teen started
cos that last episode really shouldve ended with billie eilish - you should see me in a crown
i dont care if its anachronistic, carry on what teen started
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
have we all binged stranger things yet? okay
cos that last episode really shouldve ended with billie eilish - you should see me in a crown
i dont care if its anachronistic, carry on what teen started
cos that last episode really shouldve ended with billie eilish - you should see me in a crown
i dont care if its anachronistic, carry on what teen started
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if you can breathe through your nose right now, i want you to stop scrolling for a moment. close your eyes, take a deep slow breath, and really, mindfully appreciate how blessed you are
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
if you can breathe through your nose right now, i want you to stop scrolling for a moment. close your eyes, take a deep slow breath, and really, mindfully appreciate how blessed you are
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loving this new gardening trend of trying to obfuscate the classic front yard tap with a conspicuous covering of dick shaped astroturf
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
loving this new gardening trend of trying to obfuscate the classic front yard tap with a conspicuous covering of dick shaped astroturf
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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still thinking about how much fun predator badlands was
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
still thinking about how much fun predator badlands was
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what kind of heinous bastard starts mowing the lawn at precisely 8am on a saturday
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
what kind of heinous bastard starts mowing the lawn at precisely 8am on a saturday
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if netanyahu and putin have evidence of trump&clinton that would absolutely explain the state of the world today
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
if netanyahu and putin have evidence of trump&clinton that would absolutely explain the state of the world today
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the lorikeet tries protea for the first time as @cakeandmadness.bsky.social lovingly watches
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
the lorikeet tries protea for the first time as @cakeandmadness.bsky.social lovingly watches