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Ian Christensen
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Who do I have to beg at the NFL to never see that AI float commercial again?
September 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes my big fat mouth just moves on its own. It's enough to make me feel like something is wrong with me.
March 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Why is it when you look up gifs of Michael Jordan it's all the sickest basketball you've ever seen, but when you look up LeBron, it's just poses and faces?
February 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Why did anyone make such gross stuff with jello? It's never made sense to me
December 24, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Come to 3 Dots and a Dash in the next 15 minutes if you want an ass kicking
December 24, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Okay, IN MY DEFENSE, I thought they were low-dose, hybrid, full-spectrum hemp, THC/CBD gummies that would merely make the kids sick as hell.
December 6, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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Follow and repost for a chance to win a Humble Choice 12-month code (might be redeemble for USA only. Giveaway closes Nov 16 - 6 PM PT) buff.ly/4hHvV4x

Mainly testing to see if this works and if it does, I'll probably plan more giveaways
November 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Playlist for today included Caroline Polachek, Weyes Blood, Mick Jenkins, and Bring Me The Horizon. Music is cool, man.
January 5, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Business Insider needs to chill
January 5, 2024 at 8:34 PM
My apartment building has started putting spooky heads in the stairwell windows. Presumably because they want me to die of a heart attack.
November 8, 2023 at 5:54 PM
A vote for me is a
November 8, 2023 at 5:24 PM
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October 20, 2023 at 12:17 PM
Anybody up?
October 18, 2023 at 7:45 PM