Calamari
@calamariskies.bsky.social
Your dad's favorite. Born in '94.
And what if I am a fat slut? What are You gonna do about it?
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
And what if I am a fat slut? What are You gonna do about it?
Always wanted to be a food dump.
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Always wanted to be a food dump.
Jesus loweezus. Good lord.
August 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Jesus loweezus. Good lord.
This sounds so familiar...like looking in a mirror.
May 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This sounds so familiar...like looking in a mirror.
Now that's a fatass with a fat ass.
May 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Now that's a fatass with a fat ass.
Fuck, big guy. You look spherical.
May 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Fuck, big guy. You look spherical.
Good God. Let's come sweat some more, hot stuff.
May 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Good God. Let's come sweat some more, hot stuff.
Just a wobbly ball.
March 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Just a wobbly ball.
OH no. This is terrible. (excuse the burping. I'm full)
March 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
OH no. This is terrible. (excuse the burping. I'm full)
Off I go to the cookie section. Is "power" Oreo flavored or Chips Ahoy?
March 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Off I go to the cookie section. Is "power" Oreo flavored or Chips Ahoy?
I mean....the gym is very far away.
March 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I mean....the gym is very far away.
Formative video for teen me.
February 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Formative video for teen me.
Absolute piglet energy
February 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Absolute piglet energy
Not featured, the litany of burps I have rattled the bed with while this thing rounds out.
February 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Not featured, the litany of burps I have rattled the bed with while this thing rounds out.
Living the dream, bro
February 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Living the dream, bro
Reporting for duty sir. 🐷
February 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Reporting for duty sir. 🐷
Well, this did things to me...
February 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Well, this did things to me...