Calamitous Crystal
@calamitouscrystal.bsky.social
Bird app refugee. Good trouble w/a dash of chaos. #EatTheRich 🏳️🌈🇺🇦
Pinned
This place has such good energy. I said waste water instead of wastewater in a post and I didn’t have 50 people tell me I was wrong and how liberals suck. I like it here.
The fact that we are living in a timeline where eggs are being stolen and sold on the black market, bird flu (d1.1) has spilled over into cows, and Elon is pulling off a coup d'état right before our eyes with nobody is stopping him is fucking wild.
February 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The fact that we are living in a timeline where eggs are being stolen and sold on the black market, bird flu (d1.1) has spilled over into cows, and Elon is pulling off a coup d'état right before our eyes with nobody is stopping him is fucking wild.
The state of the world got me taking Zoloft for the first time in 20 years.
February 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The state of the world got me taking Zoloft for the first time in 20 years.
Getting into my late 40s I realize I am 1 sneeze away from my back going out for 3 days.
February 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Getting into my late 40s I realize I am 1 sneeze away from my back going out for 3 days.
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WIRED is tracking numerous reports of Musk-related shenanigans across the federal govt.
We're looking for fed employees open to discussing the activity they're seeing or to help confirm other reports. Anonymity offered.
Please use @signal.org (contact dell.3030). Do not use work networks/devices.
We're looking for fed employees open to discussing the activity they're seeing or to help confirm other reports. Anonymity offered.
Please use @signal.org (contact dell.3030). Do not use work networks/devices.
February 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
WIRED is tracking numerous reports of Musk-related shenanigans across the federal govt.
We're looking for fed employees open to discussing the activity they're seeing or to help confirm other reports. Anonymity offered.
Please use @signal.org (contact dell.3030). Do not use work networks/devices.
We're looking for fed employees open to discussing the activity they're seeing or to help confirm other reports. Anonymity offered.
Please use @signal.org (contact dell.3030). Do not use work networks/devices.
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Hi all, We’re still here at OPM.
We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building.
Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.
We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building.
Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.
February 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Hi all, We’re still here at OPM.
We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building.
Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.
We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building.
Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.
January was a long year.
February 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
January was a long year.
To the people who voted for Pol Pot Pie because of the price of eggs and Gaza, a big ginormous fuck you. I hope you get every single thing you voted for.
February 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
To the people who voted for Pol Pot Pie because of the price of eggs and Gaza, a big ginormous fuck you. I hope you get every single thing you voted for.
November 5, 2024 People: “tHe pRiCe oF EgGs!”
Y’all are fucking dumb.
Y’all are fucking dumb.
January 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
November 5, 2024 People: “tHe pRiCe oF EgGs!”
Y’all are fucking dumb.
Y’all are fucking dumb.
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Old Paris, Eugène Atget, 1890's
A thread.
A thread.
January 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Old Paris, Eugène Atget, 1890's
A thread.
A thread.
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If you encounter an ICE agent and are a US citizen resist and do not comply with any of their requests.
Do not give them your name, Do not provide them your ID,
Do not speak to them in English.
Make them work for it, the more time they spend on you the less time they spend rounding up people.
Do not give them your name, Do not provide them your ID,
Do not speak to them in English.
Make them work for it, the more time they spend on you the less time they spend rounding up people.
January 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If you encounter an ICE agent and are a US citizen resist and do not comply with any of their requests.
Do not give them your name, Do not provide them your ID,
Do not speak to them in English.
Make them work for it, the more time they spend on you the less time they spend rounding up people.
Do not give them your name, Do not provide them your ID,
Do not speak to them in English.
Make them work for it, the more time they spend on you the less time they spend rounding up people.
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I’m telling everyone: Do not open the door or say a word unless you’re expecting someone and know exactly who it is.
Know your rights. Pass these around…
Know your rights. Pass these around…
January 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’m telling everyone: Do not open the door or say a word unless you’re expecting someone and know exactly who it is.
Know your rights. Pass these around…
Know your rights. Pass these around…
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LGBTQ youth are calling crisis hotlines in record numbers
Fears have escalated with the Trump³⁴'s anti-LGBTQ actions and the release of his J6 goons onto our streets
Image below has hotline numbers that can help
We have to stick together. We must remain visible. We can not obey in advance
Fears have escalated with the Trump³⁴'s anti-LGBTQ actions and the release of his J6 goons onto our streets
Image below has hotline numbers that can help
We have to stick together. We must remain visible. We can not obey in advance
January 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
LGBTQ youth are calling crisis hotlines in record numbers
Fears have escalated with the Trump³⁴'s anti-LGBTQ actions and the release of his J6 goons onto our streets
Image below has hotline numbers that can help
We have to stick together. We must remain visible. We can not obey in advance
Fears have escalated with the Trump³⁴'s anti-LGBTQ actions and the release of his J6 goons onto our streets
Image below has hotline numbers that can help
We have to stick together. We must remain visible. We can not obey in advance
I saw Doom Dark Ages trending and thought it was about the next 4 years.
January 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I saw Doom Dark Ages trending and thought it was about the next 4 years.
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With ICE raids already starting, remember this when you get asked if you've seen anyone they're looking for,
NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off
Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory
Be an ally
NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off
Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory
Be an ally
January 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
With ICE raids already starting, remember this when you get asked if you've seen anyone they're looking for,
NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off
Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory
Be an ally
NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off
Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory
Be an ally
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🚨🚨🚨
NATIONWIDE IMMIGRATION INFORMATION AND RESOURCES
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DO YOUR PART!!!! PLEASE BRING AWARENESS AND SHARE!!!!!
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docs.google.com/document/d/1...
((CREDIT TO:
@missfrizzyhead.bsky.social
Thank you for taking the time to make this document))
Immigrant Info Resources
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docs.google.com
January 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
🚨🚨🚨
NATIONWIDE IMMIGRATION INFORMATION AND RESOURCES
🚨🚨🚨
DO YOUR PART!!!! PLEASE BRING AWARENESS AND SHARE!!!!!
🚨🚨🚨
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
((CREDIT TO:
@missfrizzyhead.bsky.social
Thank you for taking the time to make this document))
So, yesterday was a clusterfuck. And elonia did a Nazi salute at the inauguration, twice? Oh the chaos that’s awaiting us for 4 years.
I’m going to see about upping my script for klonopin.
I’m going to see about upping my script for klonopin.
January 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
So, yesterday was a clusterfuck. And elonia did a Nazi salute at the inauguration, twice? Oh the chaos that’s awaiting us for 4 years.
I’m going to see about upping my script for klonopin.
I’m going to see about upping my script for klonopin.
Today’s order of business: klonopin and medical cannabis. I can not believe we are doing this again, yall. 4 more years of chaos and fascism.
January 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Today’s order of business: klonopin and medical cannabis. I can not believe we are doing this again, yall. 4 more years of chaos and fascism.
My cat of 20 years, Skittles, just passed away and normally I’d go to TikTok to feel better by looking at cute vids but I can’t do that. I’m so sad and need to see some cute animals. Please help me. Here’s Skittles, she was such a good kitty. I’m going to miss her so very much.
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My cat of 20 years, Skittles, just passed away and normally I’d go to TikTok to feel better by looking at cute vids but I can’t do that. I’m so sad and need to see some cute animals. Please help me. Here’s Skittles, she was such a good kitty. I’m going to miss her so very much.
No. Not David Lynch.
January 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
No. Not David Lynch.
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This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago.
In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists.
Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.
In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists.
Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.
January 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago.
In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists.
Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.
In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists.
Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.
Merry Christmas, y’all.🤗
December 25, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Merry Christmas, y’all.🤗
I forgot, tell me why they asked for all my social media when I was admitted to hospital. Ma’am, I do not have social media of any kind. Also, their WiFi blocked my VPN.
Y’all I was just released from hospital yesterday because I had a stroke. What did I miss? I hear something about a green jacket, and backpack being the new fashion trend. lol.
December 22, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I forgot, tell me why they asked for all my social media when I was admitted to hospital. Ma’am, I do not have social media of any kind. Also, their WiFi blocked my VPN.
Y’all I was just released from hospital yesterday because I had a stroke. What did I miss? I hear something about a green jacket, and backpack being the new fashion trend. lol.
December 7, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Y’all I was just released from hospital yesterday because I had a stroke. What did I miss? I hear something about a green jacket, and backpack being the new fashion trend. lol.
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Prayers up today for all of Hunter Biden's victims. There are none. But still.
December 2, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Prayers up today for all of Hunter Biden's victims. There are none. But still.