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"Funny stuff that's no joke." We're Stitch and Sparkler 🌪️🧠 ♾️ supporting other neurodivergents with humor, resources and community. ❤️🩹 Join us!
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Write “Gollum” on my cup. #messwithmycoffeeandiwillfightyou #lotr #adhd #asd #autism #gollum #mypreciouscoffee #neurospicey #lordoftherings #neurodivergent #funnystuffthatsnojoke
September 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Write “Gollum” on my cup. #messwithmycoffeeandiwillfightyou #lotr #adhd #asd #autism #gollum #mypreciouscoffee #neurospicey #lordoftherings #neurodivergent #funnystuffthatsnojoke
Before texting there was fire! I work with NDs, when the phone rings most of us run the opposite direction. Avoiding personal calls can cost more ADHD tax, putting off appointments, checking on finances, etc. If I didn’t have to climb mountains w: fire, I would rather light the Beacons. #lotr #adhd
September 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I laughed so hard when we had this exchange. I’m thinking, WTF is WRONG with you?? But it can be a part of neurodivergent auditory hypersensitivity or #hyperacusis. I have misophonia, chewing, swallowing, or loud breathing makes me 😡 Can’t say I’m annoyed by my eyelids however. #neurospicy
September 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I laughed so hard when we had this exchange. I’m thinking, WTF is WRONG with you?? But it can be a part of neurodivergent auditory hypersensitivity or #hyperacusis. I have misophonia, chewing, swallowing, or loud breathing makes me 😡 Can’t say I’m annoyed by my eyelids however. #neurospicy
The DMV: the 9th Circle of Neurodivergent Hell.
#funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains #neurodivergenthell #neurospicy #adhdhumor
#funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains #neurodivergenthell #neurospicy #adhdhumor
August 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The DMV: the 9th Circle of Neurodivergent Hell.
#funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains #neurodivergenthell #neurospicy #adhdhumor
#funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains #neurodivergenthell #neurospicy #adhdhumor
Automated Phone Calls: The 8th Circle of Neurodivergent Hell
It’s an emergency & you have to deal with this shit?!Neurodivergent melt down. (Bill The Cat knockoff)
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#funnystuffthatsnojoke #executivefunction #meltdown #adhd #audhd #autism #billthecat #🩷️ #lgbtq #neurodivergent #neurospicy
#❤🧡💛💚💙💜
It’s an emergency & you have to deal with this shit?!Neurodivergent melt down. (Bill The Cat knockoff)
🌪️🧠♾️
#funnystuffthatsnojoke #executivefunction #meltdown #adhd #audhd #autism #billthecat #🩷️ #lgbtq #neurodivergent #neurospicy
#❤🧡💛💚💙💜
August 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Automated Phone Calls: The 8th Circle of Neurodivergent Hell
It’s an emergency & you have to deal with this shit?!Neurodivergent melt down. (Bill The Cat knockoff)
🌪️🧠♾️
#funnystuffthatsnojoke #executivefunction #meltdown #adhd #audhd #autism #billthecat #🩷️ #lgbtq #neurodivergent #neurospicy
#❤🧡💛💚💙💜
It’s an emergency & you have to deal with this shit?!Neurodivergent melt down. (Bill The Cat knockoff)
🌪️🧠♾️
#funnystuffthatsnojoke #executivefunction #meltdown #adhd #audhd #autism #billthecat #🩷️ #lgbtq #neurodivergent #neurospicy
#❤🧡💛💚💙💜
Where’s OUR safety net? Neurodivergence support is difficult to find, diagnosis is
$$$, social stigma is rampant. What has helped YOU dealing with ADHD, autism, AUDHD, etc?
🌪️🧠♾️🩷
#ADHD #autism #ASD #AUDHD #neurodivergent #safetynet #ADA #unmaskingautism #funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains
$$$, social stigma is rampant. What has helped YOU dealing with ADHD, autism, AUDHD, etc?
🌪️🧠♾️🩷
#ADHD #autism #ASD #AUDHD #neurodivergent #safetynet #ADA #unmaskingautism #funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains
August 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Where’s OUR safety net? Neurodivergence support is difficult to find, diagnosis is
$$$, social stigma is rampant. What has helped YOU dealing with ADHD, autism, AUDHD, etc?
🌪️🧠♾️🩷
#ADHD #autism #ASD #AUDHD #neurodivergent #safetynet #ADA #unmaskingautism #funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains
$$$, social stigma is rampant. What has helped YOU dealing with ADHD, autism, AUDHD, etc?
🌪️🧠♾️🩷
#ADHD #autism #ASD #AUDHD #neurodivergent #safetynet #ADA #unmaskingautism #funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains
School: one of the Circles of Neurodivergent Hell. #funnystuffthatsnojoke #adhd #asd #autism #touchofthetism
August 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
School: one of the Circles of Neurodivergent Hell. #funnystuffthatsnojoke #adhd #asd #autism #touchofthetism
Can you guess what the 6th Circle of Neurodivergent Hell is? #funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains
July 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Can you guess what the 6th Circle of Neurodivergent Hell is? #funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains
Work: The 4th Circle of Neurodivergent Hell. #funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains
July 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Work: The 4th Circle of Neurodivergent Hell. #funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains
“Here’s the thing you need to understand,” said Stitch when I laughed as she pulled 6 tubes of lipstick from her bag while looking for gum. “You’re an artist, it’s like mixing paint. You’ve got your bases, your workhorse, and your flourishes. And then there’s the Champion.” #neurodivergent #lipstick
July 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Here’s the thing you need to understand,” said Stitch when I laughed as she pulled 6 tubes of lipstick from her bag while looking for gum. “You’re an artist, it’s like mixing paint. You’ve got your bases, your workhorse, and your flourishes. And then there’s the Champion.” #neurodivergent #lipstick
Work, the Third Circle of Neurodivergent Hell. We found a fabulous article about autism and the workplace written by #DevonPrice author of #UnmaskingAutism. Check it out here! www.calamitybrains.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Work, the Third Circle of Neurodivergent Hell. We found a fabulous article about autism and the workplace written by #DevonPrice author of #UnmaskingAutism. Check it out here! www.calamitybrains.com
Parties. The Second Circle of Neurodivergent Hell. Stitch will hide in the bathroom, and Sparkler will stand in the corner. #funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains #adhdhumor #audhd #asd #party
July 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Parties. The Second Circle of Neurodivergent Hell. Stitch will hide in the bathroom, and Sparkler will stand in the corner. #funnystuffthatsnojoke #calamitybrains #adhdhumor #audhd #asd #party
July 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
How many circles of Hell? Eight? Eighty? For Neurodivergents there’s at least 9: Shopping, Parties, Work, Crowds, Doctor/Dentist, School, Airport, Automated Phone Calls, The DMV. #circlesofhell #funnystuffthatsnojoke #adhd #audhd #autism #dantesinferno #dmv #neurospicy
July 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
How many circles of Hell? Eight? Eighty? For Neurodivergents there’s at least 9: Shopping, Parties, Work, Crowds, Doctor/Dentist, School, Airport, Automated Phone Calls, The DMV. #circlesofhell #funnystuffthatsnojoke #adhd #audhd #autism #dantesinferno #dmv #neurospicy
As a neurodivergent, what clothing do you like to wear? I meant to draw this like we were modeling, but it sort of looks like we gotta go pee. I wear overalls every day, but Stitch likes variety. #keyoveralls #libertyoveralls #adhd #autism #asd #audhd
July 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
As a neurodivergent, what clothing do you like to wear? I meant to draw this like we were modeling, but it sort of looks like we gotta go pee. I wear overalls every day, but Stitch likes variety. #keyoveralls #libertyoveralls #adhd #autism #asd #audhd
I hate heights but I do like going fast. Alas, I have no Maserati, or life-car, as this allegory goes. Diagnosed with #ADHD later in life meant I didn’t even realize I NEEDED a life-car. Add #TimeBlindness and I’m lucky I’m driving a 2012 Fit. ❤️🩹 I hope you get your life-car. ❤️#funnystuffthatsnojoke
July 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I hate heights but I do like going fast. Alas, I have no Maserati, or life-car, as this allegory goes. Diagnosed with #ADHD later in life meant I didn’t even realize I NEEDED a life-car. Add #TimeBlindness and I’m lucky I’m driving a 2012 Fit. ❤️🩹 I hope you get your life-car. ❤️#funnystuffthatsnojoke
Trust your gut. All their lives #neurodivergents are told they are wrong or don’t know their own minds. We want to encourage you to listen carefully, because no one knows you better than you. #funnystuffthatsnojoke #trustyourgut #adhd #autism #humor
July 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Trust your gut. All their lives #neurodivergents are told they are wrong or don’t know their own minds. We want to encourage you to listen carefully, because no one knows you better than you. #funnystuffthatsnojoke #trustyourgut #adhd #autism #humor
Just because it’s Candyland doesn’t mean it’s sweet. Neurodivergents at office parties have a challenge before them. #funnystuffthatsnojoke #candyland #adhd #autism #audhd #neurodivergent
July 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Just because it’s Candyland doesn’t mean it’s sweet. Neurodivergents at office parties have a challenge before them. #funnystuffthatsnojoke #candyland #adhd #autism #audhd #neurodivergent
#Neurodivergent sleep is hard work. Toss, turn, rinse, repeat. Just know that if you are up at 2 am unable to sleep, one of us is probably right there with you. ❤️😳 #funnystuffthatsnojoke #adhd #asd #audhd
June 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
#Neurodivergent sleep is hard work. Toss, turn, rinse, repeat. Just know that if you are up at 2 am unable to sleep, one of us is probably right there with you. ❤️😳 #funnystuffthatsnojoke #adhd #asd #audhd
#MondayMorningMisery meetings can be filled with polite laughter when nothing is funny. For #neurodivergents it can become a nightmare. Please like and follow so other NDs find us! ❤️🌪️🧠 Get more info about ADHD and Autism with HUMOR 😄 and resources at www.calamitybrains.com #funnystuffthatsnojoke
June 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
#MondayMorningMisery meetings can be filled with polite laughter when nothing is funny. For #neurodivergents it can become a nightmare. Please like and follow so other NDs find us! ❤️🌪️🧠 Get more info about ADHD and Autism with HUMOR 😄 and resources at www.calamitybrains.com #funnystuffthatsnojoke
June 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Eye contact can feel different for Neurodivergents: uncomfortably invasive, intimate, even physically painful. If this isn’t the case for you, imagine unexpectedly seeing the butt crack of someone you don’t know (someone doing repairs at your house). What to do? You probably look away! #asd #adhd
June 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Neighbor: “You’ve got a yard full of rainbows.”
Husband: “Someone stole her Pride flag and it pissed her off.”
As my son said, “Don’t fuck with Sparkler’s rainbow shit. You think you’ve seen rainbow shit? Buckle up, buttercup.”
Neurodivergence & LGBTQIA+ often go hand in hand. We love you. #pride
Husband: “Someone stole her Pride flag and it pissed her off.”
As my son said, “Don’t fuck with Sparkler’s rainbow shit. You think you’ve seen rainbow shit? Buckle up, buttercup.”
Neurodivergence & LGBTQIA+ often go hand in hand. We love you. #pride
June 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Neighbor: “You’ve got a yard full of rainbows.”
Husband: “Someone stole her Pride flag and it pissed her off.”
As my son said, “Don’t fuck with Sparkler’s rainbow shit. You think you’ve seen rainbow shit? Buckle up, buttercup.”
Neurodivergence & LGBTQIA+ often go hand in hand. We love you. #pride
Husband: “Someone stole her Pride flag and it pissed her off.”
As my son said, “Don’t fuck with Sparkler’s rainbow shit. You think you’ve seen rainbow shit? Buckle up, buttercup.”
Neurodivergence & LGBTQIA+ often go hand in hand. We love you. #pride
Neighbor: “You’ve got a yard full of rainbows.”
Husband: “Someone stole her Pride flag and it pissed her off.”
As my son said, “Don’t fuck with Sparkler’s rainbow shit. You think you’ve seen rainbow shit? Buckle up, buttercup.”
Neurodivergence & LGBTQIA+ often go hand in hand. We love you. #pride
Husband: “Someone stole her Pride flag and it pissed her off.”
As my son said, “Don’t fuck with Sparkler’s rainbow shit. You think you’ve seen rainbow shit? Buckle up, buttercup.”
Neurodivergence & LGBTQIA+ often go hand in hand. We love you. #pride
June 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Neighbor: “You’ve got a yard full of rainbows.”
Husband: “Someone stole her Pride flag and it pissed her off.”
As my son said, “Don’t fuck with Sparkler’s rainbow shit. You think you’ve seen rainbow shit? Buckle up, buttercup.”
Neurodivergence & LGBTQIA+ often go hand in hand. We love you. #pride
Husband: “Someone stole her Pride flag and it pissed her off.”
As my son said, “Don’t fuck with Sparkler’s rainbow shit. You think you’ve seen rainbow shit? Buckle up, buttercup.”
Neurodivergence & LGBTQIA+ often go hand in hand. We love you. #pride