Calc teacher
@calcteach.bsky.social
Blue dot in a red state, teacher, mom to 2, cat lady; crafty
Morning. The line at Dunkin was short this morning, so I grabbed breakfast. Score!
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Morning. The line at Dunkin was short this morning, so I grabbed breakfast. Score!
10 tbsp of butter is 5 oz. So, yeah, check your batteries.
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
10 tbsp of butter is 5 oz. So, yeah, check your batteries.
He’s not wrong. When my younger daughter was 4-5’ish, we were in a discount wine/liquor store. This precocious child pipes up, “Mama, get the Pinot Grigio. It tastes the best!” At 24, her favorite wine is a nice minerally Sav Blanc.
January 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
He’s not wrong. When my younger daughter was 4-5’ish, we were in a discount wine/liquor store. This precocious child pipes up, “Mama, get the Pinot Grigio. It tastes the best!” At 24, her favorite wine is a nice minerally Sav Blanc.
Next time you make them, increase the butter, and brown it before you add the marshmallows. You’re welcome.
January 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Next time you make them, increase the butter, and brown it before you add the marshmallows. You’re welcome.
I finished turning a yarn bowl
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I finished turning a yarn bowl
Emilio the black cat is our oldest, and Grover Cleveland is our youngest.
January 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Emilio the black cat is our oldest, and Grover Cleveland is our youngest.
Grover Cleveland is chilly, so balls up to nap.
December 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Grover Cleveland is chilly, so balls up to nap.
“Why did you call my name and wake me up?”
December 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“Why did you call my name and wake me up?”
My parent’s schnauzer, who is LONG overdue for a grooming
December 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My parent’s schnauzer, who is LONG overdue for a grooming
My parent’s mini schnauzer enjoys a nap in the sun.
December 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My parent’s mini schnauzer enjoys a nap in the sun.
I cheated. It is exam week, and today was 4th period exam, my planning period. My grades were finalized and ✅ off by registrar before noon yesterday. I took the day off today. Best. Decision. EVER!!!
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I cheated. It is exam week, and today was 4th period exam, my planning period. My grades were finalized and ✅ off by registrar before noon yesterday. I took the day off today. Best. Decision. EVER!!!
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest … oh shit. Not what I really needed.
a nurse is sitting in a chair with the words `` are you sure ? ''
Alt: Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest … oh shit. Not what I really needed.
I am SO jealous. I have roughly 100 tests to grade sitting in the back seat of my car. It will get done, just not tonight.
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I am SO jealous. I have roughly 100 tests to grade sitting in the back seat of my car. It will get done, just not tonight.
Woo-hoo! I went against my normal pick and I won!
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Woo-hoo! I went against my normal pick and I won!
Nope. Cherokee County here. There are a couple dozen in my neighborhood alone.
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Nope. Cherokee County here. There are a couple dozen in my neighborhood alone.
My household has 2 cars registered here. 50% are electric. My sister and BIL live in Atlanta, with 3 cars registered at their address. 1 all electric, 1 plug-in hybrid, and one ICE.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My household has 2 cars registered here. 50% are electric. My sister and BIL live in Atlanta, with 3 cars registered at their address. 1 all electric, 1 plug-in hybrid, and one ICE.
This hurts my heart. I am so sorry.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This hurts my heart. I am so sorry.
I had a holiday craft market last Friday-Saturday. Most years, I sell a couple $100 worth of my crafts. This year? $13. I lost my ass, not even coming close to recouping the booth fee, nevermind my time there. Fewer people shopping, and those that were there didn’t spend money. Other vendors, same.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I had a holiday craft market last Friday-Saturday. Most years, I sell a couple $100 worth of my crafts. This year? $13. I lost my ass, not even coming close to recouping the booth fee, nevermind my time there. Fewer people shopping, and those that were there didn’t spend money. Other vendors, same.
I HATE those! My mom doesn’t get them, but my dad and I do.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I HATE those! My mom doesn’t get them, but my dad and I do.
I spent the night at my sister’s house right next to Piedmont Park last night. When I left yesterday, my house was 70°, with no heat or AC. By the time I got home tonight, it was down to 59° inside, because I forgot to turn the heat on. Oops.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I spent the night at my sister’s house right next to Piedmont Park last night. When I left yesterday, my house was 70°, with no heat or AC. By the time I got home tonight, it was down to 59° inside, because I forgot to turn the heat on. Oops.
I live in a northern exurb of Atlanta. We got snow today! Not real snow, but enough to say it happened. My transfer student from Miami had never seen snow before. He was beyond excited.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I live in a northern exurb of Atlanta. We got snow today! Not real snow, but enough to say it happened. My transfer student from Miami had never seen snow before. He was beyond excited.
My old white parents are currently 84 and 82. During the 2016 election cycle, they were a house divided. Dad was all in for HRC, while Mom favored Bernie. They voted for Clinton, Biden, and Harris. Wrote postcards for Harris in 2024. I am SO lucky to have them; I love, like, and respect them.
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My old white parents are currently 84 and 82. During the 2016 election cycle, they were a house divided. Dad was all in for HRC, while Mom favored Bernie. They voted for Clinton, Biden, and Harris. Wrote postcards for Harris in 2024. I am SO lucky to have them; I love, like, and respect them.