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Caldera
@caldera.bsky.social
Horny Honey Badger, 24, he/him, married (open) Can I hit you with things?!? I keep @tondaly.bsky.social locked up. 18+ AGE IN BIO OR BLOCKED

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Oh don't even get me STARTED. I almost went off on someone the other day who was spouting nonsense like this from their lovely first class flight.
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Yeah. Glad the "snacks" finally showed up :)
January 26, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Wooooof, what a glutton
January 26, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Don't have to tell me twice!
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Now, I won't deny that cutting it out could be good. But may I recommend Morphe. It lets you completely remove shorts from the YouTube app
January 23, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Hey! The tops deserve it too :(
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Gaining weight has always been something I haven't had to worry about. And I dread the day I decide to actually try to put on muscle because it's going to be a rude awakening
January 20, 2026 at 10:22 PM
This is the type of thing I'd likely do. But just, haven't for one reason or another. I have to bite the bullet and get better at meal prep if for nothing else than to save money
January 20, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Be quickly thrown into basic meals. Though, as of late, with saving for moving it's resulted in me eating less than I should. Which could possibly be how I dropped 20lbs
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
And there lies my biggest issue. I don't HATE cooking but I'd rather be doing other things with my time. I don't even dislike food, but I often wish I could just self sustain and not have to worry about it lmao. Our solution is just spending a bit more on healthier pre-made things or things that can
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
The age old secret that everyone seems to forget. It's really funny when people come to me for workout or diet advice because I'm relatively in shape and then I have to inform them I haven't gone to the gym earnestly in YEARS. That said, eating right (especially on a budget) is a BITCH
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
This mf gonna run through all there is to see before I even decide if I'm getting it
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Preach
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Even though I feel like Instagram is just blowing up in popularity because of the other place exploding. People will use anything except bsky ig
January 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Strange. Being mean usually motivates you
January 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Girlllll, you say this as if I haven't been trying to get you active for YEARS. But I'll take the enthusiasm when I can get it
January 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
There's some, but none near us lol.

Mhmmmmmm
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Oh lord I hadn't even considered that storm, be safe y'all!!
January 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I've offered this arrangement, but I know it's not as cool if you know my name
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM