I kept calling john mclane “tetanus boy” and every time he had to run through broken glass I said “more tetanus for tetanus boy”

Hi data. Throwing my daily bean at you to signify that I like you🫘

21 years on earth. Looking like an escaped circus clown and nobody thought to tell me

For the record I’m not using it pronouns pejoratively towards texans my friend is a self-professed it/its pronoun haver

A few days ago I was in call with my texan buddy and its sibling and I said that every person in england legally only gets one bean a day to eat and that we look at asparagus for entertainment and they were both hooting and fucking hollering on the freeway

by that I mean she’s thinking about taking medical cannabis