I love my smile lines. They tell the public, "yes I smile, just not at you"
January 11, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I love my smile lines. They tell the public, "yes I smile, just not at you"
Y'all have terrible taste on music
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Y'all have terrible taste on music
The Seattle freeze is not because they think they're better than everyone.. yhe Seattle freeze is because they're fckn awkward and don't really have any speaking points. No substance
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The Seattle freeze is not because they think they're better than everyone.. yhe Seattle freeze is because they're fckn awkward and don't really have any speaking points. No substance
I fear I may have birthed a bad bitch 😁
October 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I fear I may have birthed a bad bitch 😁
My daughter WATCHED HOMECOMING, ALL OF IT ✨ she LOVES BEYONCE. I'M DOING A GREAT JOB
a close up of a woman 's face with her tongue out and the words beyonce ? written on the bottom .
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October 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My daughter WATCHED HOMECOMING, ALL OF IT ✨ she LOVES BEYONCE. I'M DOING A GREAT JOB
Casket burials cut you off from resting peacefully because how do see the light if you're stuck in a box?
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Casket burials cut you off from resting peacefully because how do see the light if you're stuck in a box?
Just a straight up heathen I suppose...
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September 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Just a straight up heathen I suppose...
Demons hate those who are inherently spiritual
September 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Demons hate those who are inherently spiritual
I love women ❤️
September 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I love women ❤️
Seagulls screams are fucking hilarious 😂
September 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Seagulls screams are fucking hilarious 😂
I'll be a cheerleader every Halloween for the rest of my life because I can still fit my hs cheer uniform and it means a lot to me.
Yes, I am shallow.
Yes, I am shallow.
September 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'll be a cheerleader every Halloween for the rest of my life because I can still fit my hs cheer uniform and it means a lot to me.
Yes, I am shallow.
Yes, I am shallow.
Hello America, well the world really. I have 2 babies. I want more. I would GLADLY bless the world with my blueprints but you make it so difficult to have babies. Fix it and I'll gladly, GLADLY buss it open and leave it in. Till then, he's pulling out.
August 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hello America, well the world really. I have 2 babies. I want more. I would GLADLY bless the world with my blueprints but you make it so difficult to have babies. Fix it and I'll gladly, GLADLY buss it open and leave it in. Till then, he's pulling out.
Just signed an email "looking forward to not repeating myself"..
Homegirl is fed up lmao
Homegirl is fed up lmao
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Just signed an email "looking forward to not repeating myself"..
Homegirl is fed up lmao
Homegirl is fed up lmao
I promise I won't be an incompetent grandma in the workforce because OH BROTHER THESE BOOMERS SUCK!
August 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I promise I won't be an incompetent grandma in the workforce because OH BROTHER THESE BOOMERS SUCK!
Eating a croissant with a fork is psychopathic behavior
August 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Eating a croissant with a fork is psychopathic behavior
Is your tolerance for weed high or do you need to smoke some CBD?
August 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Is your tolerance for weed high or do you need to smoke some CBD?
Oh no.. I simply cannot get fired. The category: Personality Hire ✨
August 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Oh no.. I simply cannot get fired. The category: Personality Hire ✨
This generation of babies don't have grandmother's, they have ✨ AUNTIES ✨
August 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This generation of babies don't have grandmother's, they have ✨ AUNTIES ✨
If you don't wanna be nagged about cleaning up all the time then date a dirty bitch. They exist too...
August 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you don't wanna be nagged about cleaning up all the time then date a dirty bitch. They exist too...
How is it only noon
July 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
How is it only noon
Your definition of fun and my definition of fun is not the same
July 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Your definition of fun and my definition of fun is not the same
What I KNOW is attractive on women and what MEN think is attractive on women totally do not align and that's why men are dumb
June 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What I KNOW is attractive on women and what MEN think is attractive on women totally do not align and that's why men are dumb
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No money for Medicaid or SNAP or museums or schools or sidewalks or gun violence prevention or art or libraries.
Always money for war.
Always money for war.
June 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
No money for Medicaid or SNAP or museums or schools or sidewalks or gun violence prevention or art or libraries.
Always money for war.
Always money for war.
The production discrepancy between genders is appalling
June 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The production discrepancy between genders is appalling