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Banished to the colonies for a few years, living in Los Gatos, California (not too shabby). Boyer. Holty. Foggo. Sutton. Paddon, Madders - in that order. Carry On sensibility. Whisky enthusiast. Day time drinker - preferably alone...
@footballcliches.bsky.social

Burnley v Spurs Steve Bower described Romero’s diving bullet header as “towering”. I thought a towering header was when the player rises above all around him so can a diving header be towering?
January 27, 2026 at 5:50 PM
We have a proper player on our hands #AliStingsLikeABee #NCFC
January 26, 2026 at 9:30 PM
@boydhilton.bsky.social will be interested to know what you think of His & Hers. You will enjoy the first few eps but after that - oh boy - it spirals into utter stupidity…
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social Harry Wilson was described again over the weekend as having a “cultured left foot”. But it made me think that I’ve never heard anyone say “cultured right foot.” Have you guys? And if not, why do you think this is??
January 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
@acjimbo.bsky.social with “jokes” like that, @sebsb.bsky.social has clearly been in Germany too long…
January 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Nooooooo. If I could guarantee that you never had to see Star Trek Academy - would you stay????
@kayrib23.bsky.social
@boydhilton.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
@maxrushden.bsky.social were you joking about a show in the US? I’m a big fan and Englishman living in California (near SF) so please let me know if you need any help to make this happen. Lots of us Brits living here. M.
January 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
@kayrib23.bsky.social @boydhilton.bsky.social

Harlen Coben writes a good yarn but the execution is always incredibly naff. All his productions have awful acting and cheese ball actors. They’re also derivative - quirky hit persons? Again? In more subtler hands, his TV stuff could be so much better…
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I see we have a Canadian player from Vancouver Whitecaps? Don’t expect miracles #NCFC fans. I live in California & MLS is a horrible standard. It’s the retirement home of football. Div 1 standard at best. Most teams in the championship would be near the top. I wish Ali well, but fear the worst #OTBC
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
That is a fantastic win. So much fight, passion and commitment. Shame about the keeper error but in his defence he told the defence to lush up and they didn’t. Would’ve lost that 4-0 with “Manningball” against a very physical QPR. But in Clement we trust. Happy New Year Canaries. #CanaryCall
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
That is a fucking fantastic win. So much fight, passion and commitment. Shame about the keeper error but it was a great performance. Would’ve lost that 4-0 with “Manningball” against a very physical QPR. But in Clement we trust. Happy New Year Canaries. #COYY #OTBC #NCFC
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Can I suggest a new way to assess next year’s shows? You all rate each show reviewed every week out of 10. Like Top Gear’s speed lap chart you review continuously your top 20. Then the agreed end of year Top20 is there to be discussed. You’re welcome… @kayrib23.bsky.social @boydhilton.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
@jonnygould.bsky.social great to catch you today. Like your style. You could be the next Big Mike…
December 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
@jonawils.bsky.social loved pod on Escape to Victory who would you have in a remake?Players would come from Citeh/Ars/Chels;must be British & suit a WW2 cut. 4me Hugh Grant(can play)4 Caine,Whalberg 4 Stallone.Kane 4 Bobby.Ronaldo 4 Pele.Messi 4 Ardiles. Haaland meschersmitt pilot for The Hun.
December 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@kayrib23.bsky.social @boydhilton.bsky.social
Merry Xmas & thanks for the joy in 25. But, you missed the best I’ve seen living in the US (brush over The Pitt) 1)Tires with Shane Gillis;hysterical 2)61st St;incredible crime drama 3)Mayor of Kingstown - relentlessly gripping. Search in a happy 26 x
December 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@boydhilton.bsky.social @kayrib23.bsky.social

Always so jealous when you get to watch all the good stuff in advance - so be prepared to be jealous of me when I get to watch (being in the US) The Pitt SERIES 2 on Jan 11th…
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
@podsaveamerica.crooked.com spare a thought for us lovers of the most popular sport in the world being raped by FIFA & Trump at the 26 World Cup. Dynamic pricing & accommodation are scandalous (& flights). Loyal fans are being priced out and the stadiums will be empty. Another bad look for the US…
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
@maxrushden.bsky.social Glad you mentioned ticket prices at the WC (beers $20 a pint)I live in California & the Levi’s stadium have daft games. Take Qatar v Switzerland 80,000 capacity 10,000 fans tops.Next door is earthquakes stadium 30,000 capacity but fifa haven’t got the common sense to switch.
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Thanks @kayrib23.bsky.social for introducing me to “COMEBACK”. I must have missed it when I moved abroad around the first series. Anywho, it is maximum cringe in a good way but I can’t get James out of my head when I’m watching knowing how much he would be off his trolley on cringe…
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social

As England are in Group L for the WC - can you find a way that there could be a Group P?? Using the existing rules…
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@acjimbo.bsky.social bit of Christmas fun? My friends $ I recently discussed who would play the roles in a Remake of “Escape to Victory”? The Ipswich players would be replaced by City players. Michelle Caine’s role would be Tom Hardy’s. I’d love you lovely guys to have a discussion about this???
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
So listen, if we beat Watford, we stay up. If we don’t…we won’t…
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
@pilottvpod.bsky.social @kayrib23.bsky.social @boydhilton.bsky.social

Me again. Have you noticed how amazing the opening titles are for ‘IT: Welcome to Derry’ ?

So what are your favouritist opening TV titles? And your least favourite (you can’t have ‘The Morning Show’ as that’s a given)…
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
STOKED to have featured on @pilottvpod.bsky.social my question read out by the delightful @kayrib23.bsky.social (dirtiest laugh in show biz) so now PLEASE make my year & watch Mayor Of Kingstown @boydhilton.bsky.social relentlessly grim, gripping & disturbing with witty, sweary dialogue to match.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Why is my pen squeaking!?
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM