David Boobstoknow (he/they)
@californiaquail.bsky.social
Carefully curating detritus from our consumable civilization since 2016.
My understanding of survival comes from Port Protection and Squid Games
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
My understanding of survival comes from Port Protection and Squid Games
Bestie boost
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Bestie boost
I get emotional over soup
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I get emotional over soup
It's your birthday and I'll cry if I want to
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It's your birthday and I'll cry if I want to
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you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
My bestie won an air fryer from a billionaire
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My bestie won an air fryer from a billionaire
Welp, got Quimpered again
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Welp, got Quimpered again
Boomer parent challenge: Connection without triangulation!
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Boomer parent challenge: Connection without triangulation!
Hey Yyj peeps, anyone else notice that a new restaurant is going in where Meet (the vegan place) used to be? No joke it is gonna be a place I think called "Meat" serving BBQ
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hey Yyj peeps, anyone else notice that a new restaurant is going in where Meet (the vegan place) used to be? No joke it is gonna be a place I think called "Meat" serving BBQ
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I am diving deep into auto-fiction over on Substack. Give me a subscribe open.substack.com/pub/elisefer...
Auto-Fiction: Our Space to Explore
Looking at the newest, oldest genre - Imaginative stories we tell about ourselves or our own lives
open.substack.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I am diving deep into auto-fiction over on Substack. Give me a subscribe open.substack.com/pub/elisefer...
One day I will walk into a bookstore and see my besties book on the shelf, and I will buy a copy
October 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
One day I will walk into a bookstore and see my besties book on the shelf, and I will buy a copy
I am slowly changing my life for the better with soup
October 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I am slowly changing my life for the better with soup
I lost two left handed gloves. This doesn't make sense. I only have one left hand.
October 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I lost two left handed gloves. This doesn't make sense. I only have one left hand.
Up for a short writing challenge? Join me in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social 250-word Microfiction Challenge on December 5th! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/25
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October 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Up for a short writing challenge? Join me in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social 250-word Microfiction Challenge on December 5th! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/25
Soup Club elite
October 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Soup Club elite
About once a day I think about how Ribfest got ribbed off in such a saucy way
September 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
About once a day I think about how Ribfest got ribbed off in such a saucy way
Thinking of doing Movember a month early to commit to a bit for a Halloween costume
September 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Thinking of doing Movember a month early to commit to a bit for a Halloween costume
Be careful of getting mink oiled
September 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Be careful of getting mink oiled
Despite being flawed and sometimes messy, we are creating the emotional safety that we never got in the environments we grew up in
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Despite being flawed and sometimes messy, we are creating the emotional safety that we never got in the environments we grew up in
In some stores, the cost of goods includes a shoplifting fee (shrinkage). In other stores, the cost of goods is inflated to pay for security guards. What is this rent-a-coptics?
September 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
In some stores, the cost of goods includes a shoplifting fee (shrinkage). In other stores, the cost of goods is inflated to pay for security guards. What is this rent-a-coptics?
We live in a time that feels voluminous and ominous. Do not like.
August 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
We live in a time that feels voluminous and ominous. Do not like.
How is it we have such muscle memory/intuition for which one is the cold water tap and which one is the hot water tap?
July 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
How is it we have such muscle memory/intuition for which one is the cold water tap and which one is the hot water tap?
The only strings attached I will accept are on petticoats, not pettiness
July 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The only strings attached I will accept are on petticoats, not pettiness
Keeping my likes analog folks.
July 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Keeping my likes analog folks.
At least we can all still pretend everything is ok
July 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
At least we can all still pretend everything is ok