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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 18h

So you’re telling me it’s all a false flag operation by the Calgorithm?

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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 21h

That’s rough, buddy. I wish there was a number for help that you could call.

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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 7d

I thought we left this anti-caveman rhetoric behind after the Geico settlement.

calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 7d

Have you absorbed any understanding of cricket just by talking to Andy?

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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 20d

I wanna go where the people are; I wanna yell, I wanna yell those rhymes. Marching around in those, what go you call them? Occupiiiiiiiiiiiied streeeets.

a picture of ariel and flounder from the little mermaid with the words wandering free

ALT: a picture of ariel and flounder from the little mermaid with the words wandering free

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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 26d

Everyone’s a Lobo! woof! Woof! Woof!

calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · 26d

Finally, long lost to the shadows behind its more well known departing brother, the Irish Hello can shine bright.

calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Sep 6

File a false advertising suit and MAKE them move to the aircraft carrier! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atl...

Mid-Atlantic Christian University - Wikipedia

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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Sep 3

With just one FBS win over Cal by 5 points.

calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 29

The Maccoon sends its regards. NYC is Big Ten territory no longer!

Green raccoon with threatening aura and a challenge about the home of the world’s first Domino’s Pizza

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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 29

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · Aug 29

The Bowling Green State football lockerroom cat is my favorite 2025 college football season character.

Look at this cat

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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 27

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · Aug 26

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · Aug 26

National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC

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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 27

Bebop jumps in!

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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 25

What is 19 but a quarter of a Fetty Wap?

calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 24

To the tune of If It Makes You Happy “99per-cent Hitler”

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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 23

New conspiracy theory: Bevo is just a giant corgi.

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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 23

It turns out Steve wasn’t the only person with access to cocaine at the time.

calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 21

Can vouch and say my O-Rodg-Atang NFT has kept its value.

calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 19

You’re telling me a shrimp irradiated this rice?

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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 13

Many people are saying Rodger now carries with him the curse of Jessica Fletcher, going from small town to small town, bringing the Grim Reaper in tow.

calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 10

Suicide prevention advertisement during Mets broadcast too on the nose?

calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 9

They get mad if you throw underwear at them, though.

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calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 8

Squirrels is birds, too. Brush your shoulders off.

calispiral.bsky.social @calispiral.bsky.social · Aug 8

Was that scene always a play on the phrase mug shot?!

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