calitexan.bsky.social
@calitexan.bsky.social
Not your Mama's Texan or your Daddy's Californian!
Inbox me if you want to help support my irreverent journalism.
Inbox me if you want to help support my irreverent journalism.
GOING NATURAL TODAY.
January 23, 2026 at 12:39 PM
GOING NATURAL TODAY.
IF THEY'RE DOING SN OPERATION NEARBY GO WATCH THEM SO THEY HAVE A WITNESS!
January 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
IF THEY'RE DOING SN OPERATION NEARBY GO WATCH THEM SO THEY HAVE A WITNESS!
LET THE DETROMPIFICATION BEGIN!
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
LET THE DETROMPIFICATION BEGIN!
Some stupid border patrolman asked me what I was doing in the VALLEY?
Nobody has ever asked me such a stupid question ever before!
Nobody has ever asked me such a stupid question ever before!
January 22, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Some stupid border patrolman asked me what I was doing in the VALLEY?
Nobody has ever asked me such a stupid question ever before!
Nobody has ever asked me such a stupid question ever before!
ABOUT 70 years ago, this was my family's neighborhood.
January 22, 2026 at 2:21 PM
ABOUT 70 years ago, this was my family's neighborhood.
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Lumpia and a fried Hawaiian seafood platter for lunch.
August 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Lumpia and a fried Hawaiian seafood platter for lunch.
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Favorite food? I have too many so I'll pick 3: Hawaiian style Pizza, Lumpia and Honey Garlic Chicken.
February 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Favorite food? I have too many so I'll pick 3: Hawaiian style Pizza, Lumpia and Honey Garlic Chicken.
VOTE TO ABOLISH TRUMP
ARREST HIS CABINET
FIRE AND THEN REFORM ICE!
RELEASE THE FILES!
ARREST HIS CABINET
FIRE AND THEN REFORM ICE!
RELEASE THE FILES!
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 PM
VOTE TO ABOLISH TRUMP
ARREST HIS CABINET
FIRE AND THEN REFORM ICE!
RELEASE THE FILES!
ARREST HIS CABINET
FIRE AND THEN REFORM ICE!
RELEASE THE FILES!
PEOPLE are all upset about Trump wanting to buy a Greenland like he bought all those Venezuelan oil tankers?
I have a perfect solution! the results will be fantastic!
JUST rename it EPSTEINLAND!
See how easy that was?
I have a perfect solution! the results will be fantastic!
JUST rename it EPSTEINLAND!
See how easy that was?
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 PM
PEOPLE are all upset about Trump wanting to buy a Greenland like he bought all those Venezuelan oil tankers?
I have a perfect solution! the results will be fantastic!
JUST rename it EPSTEINLAND!
See how easy that was?
I have a perfect solution! the results will be fantastic!
JUST rename it EPSTEINLAND!
See how easy that was?
Jell-O world since this is my first post, I've decided to give everyone a word of advice.
DON'T take any of mine
DON'T take any of mine
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Jell-O world since this is my first post, I've decided to give everyone a word of advice.
DON'T take any of mine
DON'T take any of mine