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Callie :)
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Literally just posting my thoughts
Will prob be annoying
Falling back into disordered eating habits again I think :/ what do I do 😭
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I could never be a comedian because at the end of the day when I make a joke it’s for my enjoyment alone 😭
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
There is no better feeling as a woman than a hot lesbian liking your instagram story selfie bc you know you ate
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A man who doesn’t listen but you kinda like it is literally the most dangerous drug on earth
December 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
HOW DO I STOP GETTING MY HAIR CAUGHT IN MY HELIX PIERCING AHHHHH
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Is anyone else’s stardust app getting even more incredibly freaked out recently? The notifications I’m getting are insane.
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
People who think Whiplash is about how making sacrifices for your passion pays off are sooooo insufferable to know
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Do the “I can fix him” girlies know that if you actually manage to fix him he’ll look back at how he treated you before and realize he can’t stand the guilt so you’ll never see each other again?
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You know you’re going to have the most treacherous drive home when customers start thanking you for being open today 😭
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I miss you sm airplane cookies…
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
MCR bringing out Billy Corgan in Chicago this year when I decided against making the trip there gave me a glimpse into the minds of the people who freaked out over their favorite song being played during the eras tour surprise songs part and tbh their reactions might have been valid
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Brittany Broski was so cool for putting me onto Sleep Token tbh I feel like I owe her one
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I need to admit that the song People Watching by Jack Johnson filled me with a PIT OF DREAD every time I heard it until at least age 11 and still kinda does. What is that about?
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Brought up salukis and bestie said “those dogs kinda creep me out” I feel so betrayed 💔
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
EVERY PAIR OF SHOES I WANT ARE $200+ EVEN ON BLACK FRIDAY GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Facebook marketplace sellers have mastered the art of taking multiple pictures of an item that give you absolutely zero clues about the dimensions of said items and it’s almost impressive
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I’ve hit the age where ginger ale is better than sprite and I’m ready to speak my truth about it
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Christmas in your 20s is so dissonant. Why am I asking for glow in the dark stars and an air purifier on the same list?
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Finally getting my inner midwesterner back after living in the Midwest again for two and a half years (I can go 60mph on gravel without fishtailing again)
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I need small town coffee shops to be open later immediately. It’s only 3 pm and I can’t go sit on my puter with a latte 😭😭😭
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Daylight savings ending is spiritually male because a woman would never put me through this
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I can’t believe people just read or play on their phone while getting their hair done. I personally go the “tell this woman every detail of my life for hours” route
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Nothing in the world is more soul crushing than getting to your normally low stress job and realizing you actually have enough work to fill the entire 9 hours 😭
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Nothing in the world is more fun that flirting with random people in their comment sections. If you look hot in your TikTok I’ll be the first to let you know
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
My AirPods are so real for turning up my videos when my dog barks like yeah girl who cares what she has to say let’s learn about deep space
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM