Callie 🥿🪨
@calligator.bsky.social
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Friendly neighborhood bottle shop girl. Amateur Birding Proselytizer. Trans, queer/lesbian, married. She/Her. UM grad. Currently UGA-adjacent. Irregular practitioner of witch bathing in the midnight storms. https://ko-fi.com/calligator ☕🩷
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Following the PWHL the past couple years has seeded this line of thinking a fair bit, lol
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The Riveters are a bit too gritty for me, personally
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...you all convert to rational ways of living and we live in harmony?
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What use would I have for even the last man, hmm?
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Thank you! It was literally the only way my brain could parse it, lol
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You can live in the trade village on the outskirts, and come in for parties, I think
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Just gonna eminent domain the whole fuckin campus
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I.... No, yeah, you ain't lyin'
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I'd gladly sign up for that second one as well, tbqh
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FWIW everyone was wrong, it's obviously "Lesbian State", as in the sapphic megacommune we will establish after the imminent fall of the patriarchy
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Just saw a license plate on a red Honda Civic Sport that read "LZBHNST", and there's only one way to read that, right?
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NGL it's so fucking cool to have them, too
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Lol, and now I'm behind a white Kia Seltos with "MSQUEEN", incredible scenes on the drive through Athens tonight
calligator.bsky.social
Just saw a license plate on a red Honda Civic Sport that read "LZBHNST", and there's only one way to read that, right?
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Anybody wanna go with me to see Molly Grace in ATL on the 29th?
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Is it just me or does Eugenio Suarez give mad drag king vibes?
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Hot Girls Getting Blood Drawn Of A Monday Morning ✨✨✨
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Lol, yeah absolutely a painful pattern sometimes
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There are a few, but I end up in the same places so often that I get bored, lol
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Yup! Fortunately I don't have to fast for these labs, but it's definitely nice to have the scheduled part of the day right at the beginning
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Wish there were more good places for breakfast, especially with the possibility for a good conversation, around here 😮‍💨
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Yeah, I always schedule appts early in the morning (often on Mondays) despite hating myself the night before and morning of as I'm rushing to get out the door, because I really like the feeling of actually starting my day before noon
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Trying a different attitude toward this naked act of aggression toward my night owl ways because I'm still riding the great vibes from the weekend 💖