nothing more virgin than the interdimensional porn viewing device

from my time as a Mormon I barely remember this, sick af that I'm going to super hell. heaven is for losers anyways

bedroom 4/full bath 4"3 has neither a bed, bath, or toliet

imagine how much faster the Internet could be if the government had nationalized AT&T instead of breaking it into 7 pathetic, squabbling siblings

this is trickle down economics at work! everyone at the top has all the money, so now everyone else has to keep their purse tight. this is the problem with not paying a livable wage, eventually you run out of customers who can pay for your products.

Wish there was a way to keep House around in the independent route, just so he can see my new glorious communist New Vegas, but alas, Yes Man needs blood.

complete brain rot. this is the kick on the door that collapsed his entire mental capacity of critical thought

do you think Midway and O'Hare have beef like the jets and the giants do

holy shit the shamwow guy is 61 years old. next you're gonna tell me that the oxyclean guy is 80 years old

well, even before he took a chainsaw to it the whole regulatory arm of the NTSB was pretty toothless. now he basically fired everyone there, since they were investigating him, so the answer is he paid no one

there will never be a commanders version cause no one in DC is nearly this passionate about the team

imagine if instead of trying to grift and fundraise with every text these guys organized protests or something. I'd be a lot more likely to donate if they were more involved in my life than asking me for money. actually, why the hell should I donate at all? aren't they paid for life?

Mr Green party please come to the US I want to vote for something I can believe in for the first time

I found it on scoop