They Call Me Blue
@callmeblue.bsky.social
Snark slinger, music listener, baseball umpire, world traveler. Currently escaping the ugliness of reality with jazz and edibles.
Wow, that shrug he did translates as “I really don’t care, do U?”
February 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Wow, that shrug he did translates as “I really don’t care, do U?”
Holy cow, I didn’t realize he played on A Tale of God’s Will…love that record.
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Holy cow, I didn’t realize he played on A Tale of God’s Will…love that record.
Everything Trump touches dies.
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Everything Trump touches dies.
Every time I drive by a particular house near us with its Trump decorations and hand-drawn “Inslee Sucks” yard sign, I am reminded what a good governor he was.
January 29, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Every time I drive by a particular house near us with its Trump decorations and hand-drawn “Inslee Sucks” yard sign, I am reminded what a good governor he was.
This.
DHS personnel preventing local law enforcement from accessing a murder scene to investigate is straight up obstruction of justice. Two or more people doing it in coordination is conspiracy to obstruct justice. Charge them with state crimes in MN. Indict, convict, imprison.
DHS personnel preventing local law enforcement from accessing a murder scene to investigate is straight up obstruction of justice. Two or more people doing it in coordination is conspiracy to obstruct justice. Charge them with state crimes in MN. Indict, convict, imprison.
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 PM
This.
DHS personnel preventing local law enforcement from accessing a murder scene to investigate is straight up obstruction of justice. Two or more people doing it in coordination is conspiracy to obstruct justice. Charge them with state crimes in MN. Indict, convict, imprison.
DHS personnel preventing local law enforcement from accessing a murder scene to investigate is straight up obstruction of justice. Two or more people doing it in coordination is conspiracy to obstruct justice. Charge them with state crimes in MN. Indict, convict, imprison.
When the government is run like an organized crime syndicate, extortion is going to be their "go to" play.
January 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
When the government is run like an organized crime syndicate, extortion is going to be their "go to" play.
Charge Bovino with Obstruction of Justice in MN, along with any DHS personnel that prevented local authorities from accessing the murder scene to investigate.
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Charge Bovino with Obstruction of Justice in MN, along with any DHS personnel that prevented local authorities from accessing the murder scene to investigate.
As a former San Diegan, Darrell Issa embarrasses me.
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM
As a former San Diegan, Darrell Issa embarrasses me.
"Freedom of speech" in Trump's America. Poor little man-baby can't handle being the butt of jokes.
January 22, 2026 at 5:11 PM
"Freedom of speech" in Trump's America. Poor little man-baby can't handle being the butt of jokes.
One of my favorites!
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 PM
One of my favorites!
If only our founding fathers had thought to create a legislative branch that could stymie this kind of abject dishonesty. Oh, wait...
Congressional Republicans are of two types: collaborators and cowards.
Congressional Republicans are of two types: collaborators and cowards.
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
If only our founding fathers had thought to create a legislative branch that could stymie this kind of abject dishonesty. Oh, wait...
Congressional Republicans are of two types: collaborators and cowards.
Congressional Republicans are of two types: collaborators and cowards.
What a sad, pathetic, little man.
January 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
What a sad, pathetic, little man.
One would think. Every Republican in Congress is complicit in this and people need to be reminded of that every damn day.
January 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
One would think. Every Republican in Congress is complicit in this and people need to be reminded of that every damn day.
She was not on Team MAGA so they won’t give a shit.
January 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
She was not on Team MAGA so they won’t give a shit.
Also, seizing Greenland would end NATO, a longtime goal of Putin’s. We have an active Russian asset in the White House.
January 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Also, seizing Greenland would end NATO, a longtime goal of Putin’s. We have an active Russian asset in the White House.
The end of NATO is Trump’s goal. The very existence of the Trump administration is the result of the greatest foreign intelligence operation against the U.S. in history.
January 6, 2026 at 12:57 PM
The end of NATO is Trump’s goal. The very existence of the Trump administration is the result of the greatest foreign intelligence operation against the U.S. in history.
An authoritarian regime *was* the first to exploit it. Just sayin’.
So what are you going to do about it, Senator?
So what are you going to do about it, Senator?
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
An authoritarian regime *was* the first to exploit it. Just sayin’.
So what are you going to do about it, Senator?
So what are you going to do about it, Senator?
Congress won’t act.
January 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Congress won’t act.
Fuck that, I’m going to dance in the street.
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Fuck that, I’m going to dance in the street.
Not all heroes wear capes.
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Not all heroes wear capes.
lol, *can’t* wait.
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
lol, *can’t* wait.
I can wait for the day when we can watch workers scrape the scumbag’s name off.
December 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I can wait for the day when we can watch workers scrape the scumbag’s name off.
The Commerce Secretary doesn't understand basic fucking math? JFC.
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Commerce Secretary doesn't understand basic fucking math? JFC.
It's as if The Manchurian Candidate was a blueprint.
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It's as if The Manchurian Candidate was a blueprint.
There are reasons for optimism. Trump is clearly losing his mojo, he couldn’t even get the Indiana Senate to gerrymander for him. Nobody is buying the “he shakes so many hands” excuse for this hand being bandaged, which he is always trying to hide. He’s capitulating to Putin. He’s weak.
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
There are reasons for optimism. Trump is clearly losing his mojo, he couldn’t even get the Indiana Senate to gerrymander for him. Nobody is buying the “he shakes so many hands” excuse for this hand being bandaged, which he is always trying to hide. He’s capitulating to Putin. He’s weak.