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Calder
@callmecaldark.bsky.social
This is just my AD account where I'm gonna be unapologetically gay and horny.
But I'm just a gay polar bear from TN, gonna do gay polar bear things.
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If I've ever gone through and liked a bunch of your photos, you're hot and I'm probably horny.
The future I'm manifesting
Himbos as, not dumbed down exactly, but choosing to focus on dumb things. A man who can solve partial differential equations in his head but chooses not to. He chooses to work out and then say "biiiiig pumpies" instead
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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I have GOT to get sluttier.
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
If I've ever gone through and liked a bunch of your photos, you're hot and I'm probably horny.
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Senshi! ~mustache~

#inktober2025
October 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Currently trying to handle the strongest urge to go to the gym, workout until someone has to drag me out of the gym and then eat my weight in food. I just want to get big, be huge, and just never stop growing...
February 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
One of my favorite things about this site is that I can open the app and the posts I first see don't get whisked off into the ether never to be seen again.
November 25, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Howdy y'all! Is this thing on?
October 31, 2023 at 9:02 PM