Callmeike
@callmeike.bsky.social
Avid cyclist, sometimes baker, author and former Android developer in the Pacific Northwest. he/him... or, honestly, anything but Republican.
... And this is not a particularly low bar...
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
... And this is not a particularly low bar...
That is *totally* a Cassatt painting
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
That is *totally* a Cassatt painting
Damn! We're still recovering from Thanksgiving!
Can I have the cake recipe?
Can I have the cake recipe?
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Damn! We're still recovering from Thanksgiving!
Can I have the cake recipe?
Can I have the cake recipe?
I believe that there is a word for that...
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I believe that there is a word for that...
... Or text replace, or something...
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
... Or text replace, or something...
One of the main reasons that Java was successful, back in the day, was that (unlike C++) it did not allow exactly this: the creation of new languages. When you got code back from some offshore contractor, there was a fighting chance you could at least read it
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
One of the main reasons that Java was successful, back in the day, was that (unlike C++) it did not allow exactly this: the creation of new languages. When you got code back from some offshore contractor, there was a fighting chance you could at least read it
Is that a Mercedes?
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Is that a Mercedes?
Come down here to visit Olympia for a week. Seattle will seem positively thrilling after that.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Come down here to visit Olympia for a week. Seattle will seem positively thrilling after that.
Trump could, at any time, simply have ordered the release of those files
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Trump could, at any time, simply have ordered the release of those files
Like a phoenix! Long live WetMachine!
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Like a phoenix! Long live WetMachine!
Oh! No! You misunderstand! I am saying the Tool music led to horrible code and the failure of the startup.
On the other hand, it might have been the name: "Jumptap"
On the other hand, it might have been the name: "Jumptap"
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh! No! You misunderstand! I am saying the Tool music led to horrible code and the failure of the startup.
On the other hand, it might have been the name: "Jumptap"
On the other hand, it might have been the name: "Jumptap"
Yeah... Tool was an unremitting feature of the coding room at one of the Cambridge startups at which I worked. It failed.
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Yeah... Tool was an unremitting feature of the coding room at one of the Cambridge startups at which I worked. It failed.
She is probably incensed that Epstein never even asked her...
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
She is probably incensed that Epstein never even asked her...
You both have good taste... except for that Tool stuff
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
You both have good taste... except for that Tool stuff
That bill is effing astonishing
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
That bill is effing astonishing
For eff's sake, the billionaires are the easiest ones to replace with AI
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
For eff's sake, the billionaires are the easiest ones to replace with AI
You go Ms Wilson! Rooting for you!
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You go Ms Wilson! Rooting for you!
Good thing you had a towel. Never know when Vogons are gonna show up
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Good thing you had a towel. Never know when Vogons are gonna show up
Was just discussing this: I think Knightly would be a better Anne (Persuasion) than a Lizzie. ..but then, I *really* like Dakota Johnson's Anne
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Was just discussing this: I think Knightly would be a better Anne (Persuasion) than a Lizzie. ..but then, I *really* like Dakota Johnson's Anne
Oh... This is probably gonna kill my stock but Blade Runner.
..and, he hastens to add, The Thin Man
..and, he hastens to add, The Thin Man
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Oh... This is probably gonna kill my stock but Blade Runner.
..and, he hastens to add, The Thin Man
..and, he hastens to add, The Thin Man
I saw a guy in Oakland with a red baseball cap, lettered on the front. When he got close, though, I could read "make red hats ok again"
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I saw a guy in Oakland with a red baseball cap, lettered on the front. When he got close, though, I could read "make red hats ok again"
Well, I offer as evidence the fact that he sure as hell isn’t leading it
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Well, I offer as evidence the fact that he sure as hell isn’t leading it