Kali A. M. Haseltine
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Kali A. M. Haseltine
@callmesknpls.bsky.social
I am an aspiring author and actor, and I can’t wait to make my big break in the industry:
“I used to be better at guitar, but I’ve fallen out of practice, so I’ve started taking lessons more than 20 years later from my first teacher. This isn’t perfect, but I tried my best. I am keeping it honest to show my progress.”

There. I fixed it. No self deprecation helps progress. You’ve got it
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Amir, please do a recap of season two like you did for season 1 when season three gets ready to drop! That was the best! Sam haft is so talented at writing these songs and you sing them so well!
December 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Holy shit! The first like on this post and it was Amir Talai! I am losing my marbles over here!
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This is perfect! No notes
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I looked it up, but 20,000$ seems iffy. I would have to hire those actors, a cameraman, lighting crew, permits for filming in some places, editor, music, photographer, costuming, makeup, etc. so much goes into films that we don’t fully appreciate and understand when watching movies.
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Amirica, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under nincompoopery, indivisible, with free will and common sense for all.
December 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Do a pledge to Amirica.
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Congrats man!
December 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I hate that we can do so much with AI. I can’t imagine how disconcerting it is for actual actors to see that and hear themselves say something they never did or would. And being able to do that with AI is so dangerous and could damage so many reputations.
December 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I am terrified of fireworks, so this holiday is my personal hell. But I’ll get through it. I always do.
July 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Amanda Whipp is hella talented.
July 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you want to. I was bald and I loved it. It was so easy to take care of my hair since I didn’t have any. I guarantee people will have a lot to say about it. Prioritize your long term comfort and mental health.
July 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I am such a huge fan of you. You were my favorite animated joker growing up, and you’re the reason I got into comics and superheroes, which has led to my passion for story telling. Now I am writing a book series about my own heroes, villains, and villains trying to be the good guys.
July 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It’s thanks to Alastor that I discovered ace is a thing, which helped me come out of the closet. Through this, I learned which of my friends are toxic, and which are the real ones. Thank you Vivienne Medrano. You helped me find a part of me I didn’t know was missing.
June 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I wish I could see you in Animate Orlando, but I don’t see that happening this year. And every time you have gone live lately, I’ve been at work and unable to join. My heart hurts Amir.
May 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM