Praise be

Kaylee is my unbothered queen. She teaches me to find ways to relax no matter who is bothering me.

This is Bowie. He's a white Short Haired Alien. Every day, he sits and stares into the distance while receiving firmware updates from the mothership. The updates have not fixed the bug that makes him believe the humans cannot perceive him.

This is Javelin. She's a 14 year old Long Haired Bog Goblin. She once made an angry face and her face became permanently stuck in that expression. While she'll probably outlive us all out of spite, she's also scared of sneezes and trash bags.

This is Kaylee. She is an 11 year old Long Haired Sentient Soccer Ball - sometimes also called the Stalkerball breed because they will stalk you while staring menacingly into the depths of your soul. She's on a diet but is currently protesting by being cute just out of arm's reach. 🐾🐈