Calvin and Hobbes
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Posting all the greatest from the famous Calvin & Hobbes comics by Bill Watterson. Not affiliated with Calvin & Hobbes Contact: [email protected]
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T-Rex: undefeated… except by the public library. Ever get booted from your favorite “quiet” place? #CalvinAndHobbes #LibraryLife #TRex
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Substitute teacher = proof the real one returned to Saturn; stay vigilant, Earthlings. Ever invent wild backstories for your subs? #CalvinandHobbes
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Tonight’s special: tortellini with a side of melodrama. What food made you learn to spell just so you could complain properly? #CalvinandHobbes
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Hobbes may tie the knots, but Calvin ties the lies. #CalvinandHobbes #CaughtAgain
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Morse code, chair thumping, and one very cold dinner. Classic Calvin multitasking. #CalvinandHobbes #DinnerDrama
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Live for revenge or at least until dinner’s cold. #CalvinandHobbes #TigerTactics
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Calvin’s knots are getting tighter and Hobbes’ patience thinner. Who do you think’s more to blame here? #CalvinandHobbes #TiedUpTrouble
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Every magician needs practice… just maybe not before dinner. #CalvinandHobbes #HoudiniFail
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The Great Calvinini attempts another daring escape right before dinner. #CalvinandHobbes #MasterEscapeArtist
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Dreaming of sleeping in… but Mom’s alarm clock always wins. #CalvinandHobbes #MondayMood
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When your bath time imagination sinks the entire navy. #CalvinandHobbes #BubbleBattles
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Calvin wants bedtime stories with zero morals and maximum explosions. How do you like your stories? #CalvinandHobbes #StoryTime
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Even Calvin can admit when Dad’s right… eventually. #CalvinandHobbes #FamilyWisdom
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No regrets, just comics and Captain Napalm. #CalvinandHobbes #SundayWisdom
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Better a comforting lie than a cold truth…or is it? #CalvinandHobbes #BleakTruths
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Anyone else feel this way?#CalvinandHobbes #DoomsdayKid
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Polka dots, stripes and plaid. Calvin’s morning is fashion chaos. Would you wear that outfit? #CalvinandHobbes #MorningChaos
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🤣🤣#CalvinandHobbes #ToughLove
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Spaceman Spiff’s weapons fail… just like Calvin’s spelling test. #CalvinandHobbes #SpacemanSpiff
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You always have to maximize your Saturday mornings!📺 #CalvinandHobbes #TooEarly
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Hobbes’ bathroom tactics are ruthless. Who do you think won this round? #CalvinandHobbes #SleepWars
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Calvin doesn’t get romance, he’s convinced it’s a scam. #CalvinandHobbes #BedtimeLogic
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Hobbes: spine of steel, brain of tapioca. #CalvinandHobbes #TigerFacts
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Slugs taste better with salt. Don’t you agree, Susie? #CalvinandHobbes #SchoolLunch