Calvin5040
I'll just leave this here...
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
sometimes....
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
When they swear they washed the new sheets before putting them on the bed, but you wake up look in the mirror and have a clear "600 count" sticker on your forehead ...
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Christopher Columbus was lost starving to death off coast and the Native Americans found him and led him to America...
And I'll add.... He was not looking for North America... He was trying to find Asia and got lost..... And he didn't discover shit, there was already people living in America.
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Then he needs to pass a law requiring all car manufactures to have at least a 15 year 180,000 mile powertrain & emission + labor warranty. (won't happen)
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Trump to air traffic controllers: you will work without pay...

Air Traffic Controllers:
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
They're math teachers you morons and this isn't the first year they have worn the shirts either. Had nothing to do with Charlie Kirk. Literally would have took a 10 seconds Google search.
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I was in a voice channel on Discord couple days ago there was grown ass adult Republicans in it that had zero idea that Obama Care and ACA was the same damn thing.
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
October 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Normally I would be cheering for the Dodgers....

But, This is going to be hilarious....

I can't wait to see the rant posts...
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Welp that was a short. How long did it last, bearly 3 days?
October 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Happy Birthday Weird Al
October 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
October 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
They're also bad for the environment
October 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Because that's what tax breaks for the rich is....
October 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
October 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
September 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
No shit.....
September 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I spend my money and local businesses as much as possible but, stupid shit like this is putting places out of business. This place will be on the news saying some big restaurant chain with a bar put them out. When it wasn't it was them with stupid shit like this as to why they went out of business.
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
September 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
THIS JUST IN...
Saks Fifth Avenue will sell you some rando's old keys for $995
September 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM