I’m “my first car had automatic seatbelts” old

Can we just stop using the word “czar” to describe political roles? It’s starting to get annoying.

Not gonna lie, I’m insanely jealous of anyone seeing snow at a beach right now.

I don’t know about you but I’m ready for ska to come back (again).

Rubber (2010) is a work of genius and I will die on that hill.

“I can’t believe that no one cares enough to flesh out these wiki pages on Fandom!” I say, not doing it either

Things I’ve learned as an adult:

1) the front right burner on the stove is always the most effective
2) never own a German car out of warranty
3) as long as I can honestly say “I’m trying my best” that’s all that matters

Watching The Price is Right reruns from the 80s makes me feel like I was very deprived growing up. We didn’t even have a bakers’ rack in the house.

To any restauranteur who serves fish and chips but doesn’t have malt vinegar to offer with them: you will be spending some time in Purgatory to think about what you’ve done.

Cats tend to hate getting wet. So if they see us showering do they think we’re punishing ourselves for something?

I’ve tried my best but just can’t conceive of Melanie Lynskey doing anything wrong.

Monday: woken up by leaf blowers. Today: woken up by leaf blowers. I appreciate that the landscapers are doing their jobs but seriously? #nightshiftproblems

Doesn’t springbok sound like it should be a salad vegetable? No, type of antelope.