(He/Him, Bi, happily married; flirty on the TL, friendly in the DMs. Dad, not Daddy)
DMs open for friends!
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
I forgot how much pure, unfiltered joy it brings!
(Not pictured me hauling the gremlin up the hill on the sled because the snow was up to her knees)
I forgot how much pure, unfiltered joy it brings!
(Not pictured me hauling the gremlin up the hill on the sled because the snow was up to her knees)
In keeping with that, I had the INCREDIBLE @oobleckxic.bsky.social draw her in derby gear (with a lil fantasy flair), and then turned it into a baseball card!!
Inducing #114, SCAREATONIN!
In keeping with that, I had the INCREDIBLE @oobleckxic.bsky.social draw her in derby gear (with a lil fantasy flair), and then turned it into a baseball card!!
Inducing #114, SCAREATONIN!
Spoilering because some of this is gnarly as fuck.
As I’ve mentioned, last year I was hit by a car. Someone ran through an intersection while I was in the cross walk.
I had 8 fractured ribs, a collapsed lung, and (doc’s words) a “catastrophic ankle fracture”
(1/2)
Spoilering because some of this is gnarly as fuck.
As I’ve mentioned, last year I was hit by a car. Someone ran through an intersection while I was in the cross walk.
I had 8 fractured ribs, a collapsed lung, and (doc’s words) a “catastrophic ankle fracture”
(1/2)
Slip a halter under the tree…
For me…
Slip a halter under the tree…
For me…
Definitely room for 3. Maybe 4…
Possibly 5 if everyone wants to get cozy.
Any takers?
Definitely room for 3. Maybe 4…
Possibly 5 if everyone wants to get cozy.
Any takers?
She also got this cookie cake made…
We’re currently playing One Night Ultimate werewolf and I just drunkenly ripped my shirt off my body while howling
So this weekend is awesome!!!
She also got this cookie cake made…
We’re currently playing One Night Ultimate werewolf and I just drunkenly ripped my shirt off my body while howling
So this weekend is awesome!!!
Thank you to Claire for being a rockstar
And to the nurse working in the house across the street from the crosswalk who ran out and tourniquetted my leg with her shirt to slow the bleeding enough for the ambulance to get there in time.
Thank you to Claire for being a rockstar
And to the nurse working in the house across the street from the crosswalk who ran out and tourniquetted my leg with her shirt to slow the bleeding enough for the ambulance to get there in time.
Who wants me?
Who wants me?
(Finally playing Elden Ring and it is as amazing as it is frustrating)
(Finally playing Elden Ring and it is as amazing as it is frustrating)
But also once she mentioned that human blood is red, werewolf green, and vampire purple…
All I could think of was this horrifying ketchup thing from my childhood
But also once she mentioned that human blood is red, werewolf green, and vampire purple…
All I could think of was this horrifying ketchup thing from my childhood
Nearly bled out on the pavement
They discussed amputation of my left leg.
Was told I was lucky I would be able to walk when I healed.
Running was a big ???
Today, I finished the run.
Fuck. The. Jankle.
Nearly bled out on the pavement
They discussed amputation of my left leg.
Was told I was lucky I would be able to walk when I healed.
Running was a big ???
Today, I finished the run.
Fuck. The. Jankle.
And here’s further proof of her skills!
Ordered less than 2 weeks ago for the gremlin based solely off the prompt “RAINBOW UNICORN HAT”
LOOK AT THIS HAT!!!!
And here’s further proof of her skills!
Ordered less than 2 weeks ago for the gremlin based solely off the prompt “RAINBOW UNICORN HAT”
LOOK AT THIS HAT!!!!
Claire:
Claire: