Calzony
@calzony.bsky.social
Joe Biden’s Super Soldier and Big music fan
Any pronouns
Any pronouns
Normally I am a kitty cat but rn I am a pit bull feed me infants
September 15, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Normally I am a kitty cat but rn I am a pit bull feed me infants
I swear to god there is a psyop to keep me fat I cannot do anything without seeing or smelling food and I still have another day left on my fast GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
September 15, 2023 at 12:54 AM
I swear to god there is a psyop to keep me fat I cannot do anything without seeing or smelling food and I still have another day left on my fast GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BRIAN DAVID GILBERT???
September 14, 2023 at 6:27 PM
BRIAN DAVID GILBERT???
I’m 3 energy drinks in today and I can feel my blood as it moves through my body. I need another i think
September 13, 2023 at 9:18 PM
I’m 3 energy drinks in today and I can feel my blood as it moves through my body. I need another i think
Holy shit I forgot I had 6 feet by zalinki on my liked songs and I just got brain beamed the fucking confinement ep 8 leak again
September 12, 2023 at 7:04 AM
Holy shit I forgot I had 6 feet by zalinki on my liked songs and I just got brain beamed the fucking confinement ep 8 leak again
99% of people with EDs listen to their friends and family right before they stop having body dysmorphia and live perfect and skinny forever
September 10, 2023 at 11:23 PM
99% of people with EDs listen to their friends and family right before they stop having body dysmorphia and live perfect and skinny forever
I don’t like the fact that i really like guts
September 8, 2023 at 2:17 PM
I don’t like the fact that i really like guts
Every month I come back to mashcore/dariacore and it becomes the only thing I listen to for like a week I just can’t get over how insane some of the sample flips are
September 5, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Every month I come back to mashcore/dariacore and it becomes the only thing I listen to for like a week I just can’t get over how insane some of the sample flips are
I really hate venting to people because when they understand that means they feel as bad as I do and nobody deserves to feel this bad except for me
September 4, 2023 at 4:30 AM
I really hate venting to people because when they understand that means they feel as bad as I do and nobody deserves to feel this bad except for me
Card didn’t work at Starbucks and barista paid for me. I am going to remember this moment for the rest of my life
September 3, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Card didn’t work at Starbucks and barista paid for me. I am going to remember this moment for the rest of my life
I know I’m already swamped with work but I wanna do digital art again and kinda wanna try and design a sona. If anyone knows a good affordable tablet lmk
September 2, 2023 at 3:50 AM
I know I’m already swamped with work but I wanna do digital art again and kinda wanna try and design a sona. If anyone knows a good affordable tablet lmk
No matter what is going wrong in my life I can and will always get groovy to cheekface
September 1, 2023 at 5:45 AM
No matter what is going wrong in my life I can and will always get groovy to cheekface
This app needs drafts I get too paranoid about not posting things that i really shouldn’t
August 31, 2023 at 8:55 PM
This app needs drafts I get too paranoid about not posting things that i really shouldn’t
200x8 on leg extensions, 185x6 on squat, and 170x10 on hip abductors today. Legs are like the only thing I can make progress on anymore and that might be because it’s lined up with when I eat
August 31, 2023 at 4:24 AM
200x8 on leg extensions, 185x6 on squat, and 170x10 on hip abductors today. Legs are like the only thing I can make progress on anymore and that might be because it’s lined up with when I eat
Scheduling meals is prob not good for me I’m in class just zoning out imagining how much I am going to fucking obliterate some chicken and rice later
August 30, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Scheduling meals is prob not good for me I’m in class just zoning out imagining how much I am going to fucking obliterate some chicken and rice later
There is something fundamentally deteriorating in my brain how can I call myself a music dweeb when I’m genuinely excited for the new Olivia Rodrigo
August 30, 2023 at 6:05 PM
There is something fundamentally deteriorating in my brain how can I call myself a music dweeb when I’m genuinely excited for the new Olivia Rodrigo
I hate MyFitnessPal notifications
“You didn’t log your lunch today”
I DIDNT EAT LUNCH, AND HAVENT FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS
“You didn’t log your lunch today”
I DIDNT EAT LUNCH, AND HAVENT FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS
August 29, 2023 at 8:15 PM
I hate MyFitnessPal notifications
“You didn’t log your lunch today”
I DIDNT EAT LUNCH, AND HAVENT FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS
“You didn’t log your lunch today”
I DIDNT EAT LUNCH, AND HAVENT FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS
Anorexia is BACK baybe
August 29, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Anorexia is BACK baybe
Awagawaga why did I wear all black on the day I have to walk all the way across campus between every class
August 28, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Awagawaga why did I wear all black on the day I have to walk all the way across campus between every class
I really hate being around cishets because coming out sucks but trying to find any excuse for being smooth shaven and well lotioned at all times thats not just “fag” is hard
August 28, 2023 at 6:51 AM
I really hate being around cishets because coming out sucks but trying to find any excuse for being smooth shaven and well lotioned at all times thats not just “fag” is hard
Life would be so much better if there were more inns and taverns instead of bars and pubs
August 28, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Life would be so much better if there were more inns and taverns instead of bars and pubs
Everything about being a man is awful except the fact it is socially acceptable to live in barren wastes
August 27, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Everything about being a man is awful except the fact it is socially acceptable to live in barren wastes
Didn’t realize a movie called bottoms came out and just thought people were very excited to see me again
August 27, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Didn’t realize a movie called bottoms came out and just thought people were very excited to see me again
Tonight’s the final night I can justify staying up till 1 getting angry at video games. Tragedy
August 27, 2023 at 6:53 AM
Tonight’s the final night I can justify staying up till 1 getting angry at video games. Tragedy
Moving in to my tiny ass apartment after living back home for the summer feels like getting back into the dog carrier after a good day at the park
August 27, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Moving in to my tiny ass apartment after living back home for the summer feels like getting back into the dog carrier after a good day at the park