Might be a little tipsy when I creep into the dark bedroom so I won't wake the man up... 10 minutes after I left said man at work.

Eating eggs without paying egg prices. Anybody else finding #keto hacks with the recent shortage?

I just met a dog named Hades. It was perfect and I'm now disproportionately upset that people don't use that as a pet name more often.

I kept getting ads for buffalo chicken mac and cheese fries. I made a #keto version with jicama fries, cheesy cauliflower, and sunflour-coated buffalo bites.

Anybody a #birdidentification expert? I don't ~think~ it's a swan, but it has occurred to me that I have only ever seen swans in children's book illustrations.

Made #keto ice cream out of cottage cheese and coconut milk. It has espresso in it, so that makes it breakfast, right?

The man's first pizza attempt.
#foodsky #cooking #pizza

Watching the man make pizza crust for the first time. He doesn't want help because the instructions look easy. I'm rather enjoying sitting back and watching the light go out of his eyes.

The answer was roasted cauliflower which I used to make a pizza crust. It looks burnt, but I promise it's not!

#food #foodsky #keto #cooking #pizza

Who wants to guess what this is and what I'm trying to make with it?
#food #cooking #keto

I'm too sexy for my shirt 😞