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it's like the other site but worse in a different way. he/him
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i'm always telling my funk soul brother to check it out now
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
i'm always telling my funk soul brother to check it out now
if i was mr gorbachev i'd be doing shit like tearing down that wall 🤷♂️
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
if i was mr gorbachev i'd be doing shit like tearing down that wall 🤷♂️
Mr Google, tear down that search
January 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Mr Google, tear down that search
if you make a post and title it "idk what to caption this" i'm taking 1 nerve fiber from you. you're losing 1 nerve fiber. it'll hurt on the way out and your body will regenerate it but you're gonna lose 1 fiber. some people lose more
January 14, 2026 at 12:30 PM
if you make a post and title it "idk what to caption this" i'm taking 1 nerve fiber from you. you're losing 1 nerve fiber. it'll hurt on the way out and your body will regenerate it but you're gonna lose 1 fiber. some people lose more
do you think sinatra was recording My Way thinking "i know i got the funeral market cornered on this one"
January 13, 2026 at 12:57 PM
do you think sinatra was recording My Way thinking "i know i got the funeral market cornered on this one"
Mr Spock, tear down that Star Trek
January 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Mr Spock, tear down that Star Trek
the goal in life is to make a plate of food good enough that an english dude will look at it and exclaim "corwh!"
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
the goal in life is to make a plate of food good enough that an english dude will look at it and exclaim "corwh!"
if a cop pulled a dude over for speeding but he was an athlete and he did long jump and hurdles. do you think he'd arrest him for speeding or would he be more concerned about the hurdles
December 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
if a cop pulled a dude over for speeding but he was an athlete and he did long jump and hurdles. do you think he'd arrest him for speeding or would he be more concerned about the hurdles
athlete pointed a gun at me and made me do long jumps until i collapsed @Police
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
athlete pointed a gun at me and made me do long jumps until i collapsed @Police
we all pretend to know what a tracker mortgage is right. we're all just pretending to know what inflation is and why it happens. right
December 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
we all pretend to know what a tracker mortgage is right. we're all just pretending to know what inflation is and why it happens. right
Whoops! Oh... I dropped my System Path Ffmpeg for my rapid & open source conversion+playback of every video or audio file
December 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Whoops! Oh... I dropped my System Path Ffmpeg for my rapid & open source conversion+playback of every video or audio file
Porky Pig est un personnage de fiction américain des Looney Tunes et Merrie Melodies, créés par les studios Warner Bros. Porky Pig est connu pour son très fort bégaiement, dans lequel il remplace les mots qu'il n'arrive pas à sortir par d'autres mots.
December 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Porky Pig est un personnage de fiction américain des Looney Tunes et Merrie Melodies, créés par les studios Warner Bros. Porky Pig est connu pour son très fort bégaiement, dans lequel il remplace les mots qu'il n'arrive pas à sortir par d'autres mots.
if athletes had their way it would be called "the long jump states of america" 🙄
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
if athletes had their way it would be called "the long jump states of america" 🙄
Looking to give the gift of gaming this festive season? Look no further than the Xbox Game Pass. With hundreds of games over a multitude of platforms with flexible price plans, there's never been a better way to play. #ThisIsXbox
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Looking to give the gift of gaming this festive season? Look no further than the Xbox Game Pass. With hundreds of games over a multitude of platforms with flexible price plans, there's never been a better way to play. #ThisIsXbox
"why are you so far away?" she said, "oh, won't you ever know, that i'm an athlete, so i run fast, and jump hurdles, and long jump"
December 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
"why are you so far away?" she said, "oh, won't you ever know, that i'm an athlete, so i run fast, and jump hurdles, and long jump"
I met an Athlete from an antique land,
who said, "two vast and trunkless legs of hurdles
stand on the track.
who said, "two vast and trunkless legs of hurdles
stand on the track.
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I met an Athlete from an antique land,
who said, "two vast and trunkless legs of hurdles
stand on the track.
who said, "two vast and trunkless legs of hurdles
stand on the track.
i just saw an athlete jump a billion kilometers
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
i just saw an athlete jump a billion kilometers
you don't wanna get into a running contest with usain bolt that's for sure 😂
December 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
you don't wanna get into a running contest with usain bolt that's for sure 😂
Not now honey. Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Not now honey. Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock
bro my peaceful sleep was lowkey heavenly [rapidly hits backspace] tonight we sleep in heavenly peace! [rapidly hits backspace] im always doing shit like sleeping in heavenly peace [ctrl-A + delete]
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
bro my peaceful sleep was lowkey heavenly [rapidly hits backspace] tonight we sleep in heavenly peace! [rapidly hits backspace] im always doing shit like sleeping in heavenly peace [ctrl-A + delete]
top the wrapped spotify for the!
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
top the wrapped spotify for the!
ⓘ You have 𝟭 𝘂𝗻𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 from 𝗧𝗵𝗲_𝗪𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗻_𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗯.
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ⓘ You have 𝟭 𝘂𝗻𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 from 𝗧𝗵𝗲_𝗪𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗻_𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗯.