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Scottish Web Developer, semi-part-time Game Developer based in Glasgow. Occasional Pro-Wrestling nonsense.
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· Oct 18
For the algorithm I suppose I should tell folk I am working in 2 games currently. "Wyngs of Thundyr" a shoot 'em up inspired by Gynoug, Lords of Thunder, Power Metal aesthetics and Soul Reaver. An unnamed 2D brawler inspired by Golden Axe, Final Fantasy 7, Power Rangers, and Conan The Barbarian.
"This is why there should be no dialogue in a Metroid game"...did these people play literally any other Metroid game? Like, in Fusion, Samus argues with a computer terminal. The start of Super is a voiced line and an exposition dump from the first person perspective. Prime 1 starts with a voiceover.
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"This is why there should be no dialogue in a Metroid game"...did these people play literally any other Metroid game? Like, in Fusion, Samus argues with a computer terminal. The start of Super is a voiced line and an exposition dump from the first person perspective. Prime 1 starts with a voiceover.
I finish work for the year at the end of the week, I also have my driving test on Friday, and I can feel a sore throat coming on. Nature, don't you dare try and sabotage this for me!
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I finish work for the year at the end of the week, I also have my driving test on Friday, and I can feel a sore throat coming on. Nature, don't you dare try and sabotage this for me!
If the biggest problem with Prime 4 is that it's structured too much like Ocarina of Time, I'll take that wholeheartedly, I have no problems with my steak being too juicy or my lobster being too buttery.
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If the biggest problem with Prime 4 is that it's structured too much like Ocarina of Time, I'll take that wholeheartedly, I have no problems with my steak being too juicy or my lobster being too buttery.
£60 for Machine Head at the Academy in Glasgow, well those prices can fuck right off.
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
£60 for Machine Head at the Academy in Glasgow, well those prices can fuck right off.
SummerCart64 works on the Analogue 3D, so obviously that means I need to do a full play through of both Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask.
Downside is that launching Stadium 2 with my transfer Pak in didn't recognise the Pokémon Gold cart, so might be an issue with that.
Downside is that launching Stadium 2 with my transfer Pak in didn't recognise the Pokémon Gold cart, so might be an issue with that.
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
SummerCart64 works on the Analogue 3D, so obviously that means I need to do a full play through of both Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask.
Downside is that launching Stadium 2 with my transfer Pak in didn't recognise the Pokémon Gold cart, so might be an issue with that.
Downside is that launching Stadium 2 with my transfer Pak in didn't recognise the Pokémon Gold cart, so might be an issue with that.
I cannot articulate just how much I fucking abhor the Tory party. Yeah sure, all the issues the country faces are the fault of people on benefits. I don't give a single fuck if people claim benefits, a person's worth is not directly tied to whether they are employed or not.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I cannot articulate just how much I fucking abhor the Tory party. Yeah sure, all the issues the country faces are the fault of people on benefits. I don't give a single fuck if people claim benefits, a person's worth is not directly tied to whether they are employed or not.
Real people's lives will be impacted by this budget and they are sitting there making jokes about opponents, please be serious and not just sound bites for til tok you fucking ghouls.
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Real people's lives will be impacted by this budget and they are sitting there making jokes about opponents, please be serious and not just sound bites for til tok you fucking ghouls.
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November 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
The fuck even was that, passes all over the shop, more turnovers than a bakery and just shat the bed in OT. Utter shambles tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The fuck even was that, passes all over the shop, more turnovers than a bakery and just shat the bed in OT. Utter shambles tonight.
It finally arrived (with a US plug), don't even get to switch it on until tomorrow because tonight is hockey night.
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It finally arrived (with a US plug), don't even get to switch it on until tomorrow because tonight is hockey night.
I didn't even play through Expedition 33 and I think it should 100% be GOTY this year.
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I didn't even play through Expedition 33 and I think it should 100% be GOTY this year.
Seeing those set videos and now the official images and yep, that's Link and Zelda alright.
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Seeing those set videos and now the official images and yep, that's Link and Zelda alright.
"TOON" being just CSV with extra steps is entirely on brand for an industry that every few years has a start up ready to revolutionise transport, by reinventing the bus.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"TOON" being just CSV with extra steps is entirely on brand for an industry that every few years has a start up ready to revolutionise transport, by reinventing the bus.
Ok, the concept of annoying "point out every scannable thing and puzzle solution" companions concerns me, it concerns me deeply.
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Ok, the concept of annoying "point out every scannable thing and puzzle solution" companions concerns me, it concerns me deeply.
"...I think you'll find you meant to say the median and not average" congratulations on being one of the many people who paid attention in that one maths class, and they told you about the different types of averages. Fuck some people are exhausting, and I don't even know them.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"...I think you'll find you meant to say the median and not average" congratulations on being one of the many people who paid attention in that one maths class, and they told you about the different types of averages. Fuck some people are exhausting, and I don't even know them.
Toy Company CEO: "Well, yes the AI can be supplanted by the soul of a serial killer, but only if they speak a certain magic spell, and only if they are dying in the vicinity of the doll and that'll never happen"
toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Toy Company CEO: "Well, yes the AI can be supplanted by the soul of a serial killer, but only if they speak a certain magic spell, and only if they are dying in the vicinity of the doll and that'll never happen"
Uninstalled all dating and hookup apps from my phone, and it feels like an act of self-care I should have done a long time ago. Why are people so weird, man...
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Uninstalled all dating and hookup apps from my phone, and it feels like an act of self-care I should have done a long time ago. Why are people so weird, man...
Got round to listening to Man's Best Friend, and it's fun, but I do think Short & Sweet is better overall. Tears might be the best song on it IMO, but that's just because of how unabashedly unsubtle it is.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Got round to listening to Man's Best Friend, and it's fun, but I do think Short & Sweet is better overall. Tears might be the best song on it IMO, but that's just because of how unabashedly unsubtle it is.
Watching MCU The Fantastic Four, and I know it's PG-13, but that's not how childbirth works, the inside of that ship would look like Johnny Depp's Bedroom in Nightmare on Elm Street.
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Watching MCU The Fantastic Four, and I know it's PG-13, but that's not how childbirth works, the inside of that ship would look like Johnny Depp's Bedroom in Nightmare on Elm Street.
Why can't they just make the Challenge Cup 2 groups of 5, top 2 from each group goes through. A group of 6 and a group of 4 because of "logistics" is a joke.
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Why can't they just make the Challenge Cup 2 groups of 5, top 2 from each group goes through. A group of 6 and a group of 4 because of "logistics" is a joke.
Wait...are there people who don't know that Predator is just a Slasher dressed up as 80's Action? How did they *not* get it?
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Wait...are there people who don't know that Predator is just a Slasher dressed up as 80's Action? How did they *not* get it?
Even the cover looks great, can't wait to start looking through it after work. Might even start using it as a reference book for my own (bad) art.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Even the cover looks great, can't wait to start looking through it after work. Might even start using it as a reference book for my own (bad) art.
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This band are now a bad parody of themselves. I'm out, sorry.
Of course you think that's cool...you are twelve.
Of course you think that's cool...you are twelve.
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This band are now a bad parody of themselves. I'm out, sorry.
Of course you think that's cool...you are twelve.
Of course you think that's cool...you are twelve.
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I had no idea that Lion El'Jonson was played by Kevin Nash.
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I had no idea that Lion El'Jonson was played by Kevin Nash.