Camillia Gomez
@camicravestea.bsky.social
I need investors for my rook-shaped popcorn bucket invention.
The fun police aka my family took away all the alcohol cause I woke them all up with my yelling “LFG MVL!!” (my pick to win). The road to sobriety begins.
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The fun police aka my family took away all the alcohol cause I woke them all up with my yelling “LFG MVL!!” (my pick to win). The road to sobriety begins.
You didn’t get the memo did ya?
December 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
You didn’t get the memo did ya?
Who let Oro in here? I thought there was a height requirement.
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Who let Oro in here? I thought there was a height requirement.
Tea ✅ Donut ✅ Granola Bar ✅ Double Shot of Vodka ✅ (my dad asked why his vodka bottle is empty at 6am, I said there is no better way to celebrate to Round 1 Carlsen vs Lodici)
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Tea ✅ Donut ✅ Granola Bar ✅ Double Shot of Vodka ✅ (my dad asked why his vodka bottle is empty at 6am, I said there is no better way to celebrate to Round 1 Carlsen vs Lodici)
And now ever since I downloaded the new app the badge notification won’t go away no matter what I do. At this point the devs are messing with me.
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
And now ever since I downloaded the new app the badge notification won’t go away no matter what I do. At this point the devs are messing with me.
Levon Aronian can brag about being a Freestyle champ all he wants, my Crumbl Silver Status is the real trophy in life.
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Levon Aronian can brag about being a Freestyle champ all he wants, my Crumbl Silver Status is the real trophy in life.
I love chess24 more than you love chess24. I love them so much I don’t mute their intermission music which hasn’t changed in a decade.
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I love chess24 more than you love chess24. I love them so much I don’t mute their intermission music which hasn’t changed in a decade.
If only Gusti could commentate every tournament. His adventures with Instacart are riveting. 😆
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If only Gusti could commentate every tournament. His adventures with Instacart are riveting. 😆
Hell yeah I’m gonna ignore my family on Thanksgiving and watch Daniel King and David Howell commentate on the London Chess Classic!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hell yeah I’m gonna ignore my family on Thanksgiving and watch Daniel King and David Howell commentate on the London Chess Classic!!
I forgot that people actually read my tweets, and I’ve now unlocked a new level of embarrassment. 🫣
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I forgot that people actually read my tweets, and I’ve now unlocked a new level of embarrassment. 🫣
May the best predictor win 🫡
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
May the best predictor win 🫡
I got this, do you have this? Did you learn anything? I’m not sure I learned anything…
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I got this, do you have this? Did you learn anything? I’m not sure I learned anything…
Everyone’s play is under review!! Oh yeah and Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Everyone’s play is under review!! Oh yeah and Happy Halloween!
Thanks @chesscom.bsky.social whoops I meant @chess.com Yes I have been studying chess again, thanks for noticing 💁♀️
October 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Thanks @chesscom.bsky.social whoops I meant @chess.com Yes I have been studying chess again, thanks for noticing 💁♀️
In case you need a moment of levity today, this usually works for me.
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
In case you need a moment of levity today, this usually works for me.
😂 why must these posts go viral while my chess jokes are overlooked? Alas, probably for the best, the fame would just go to my head. But what’re your thoughts on the new intermission graphic. I think they make the teams hard to see so you actually have to watch the game to know what’s happening.
October 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
😂 why must these posts go viral while my chess jokes are overlooked? Alas, probably for the best, the fame would just go to my head. But what’re your thoughts on the new intermission graphic. I think they make the teams hard to see so you actually have to watch the game to know what’s happening.
The referee uniform😂😂 I love it 😂 greatest chess showdown even though it took a good hour to start.
October 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The referee uniform😂😂 I love it 😂 greatest chess showdown even though it took a good hour to start.
It took way too many screenshots to get a good shot of Danny Rensch in short shorts.
September 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It took way too many screenshots to get a good shot of Danny Rensch in short shorts.
Such a wealth of chess knowledge, that Morphy fella.
September 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Such a wealth of chess knowledge, that Morphy fella.
Anyone else’s lichess notifications decide to take the summer off?
August 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Anyone else’s lichess notifications decide to take the summer off?
I would commit a misdemeanor for the ability to play with the St. Louis Chess Club’s pieces. Look at these bad boys, smooth yet weighty, packs a punch when you place them on the board.
August 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I would commit a misdemeanor for the ability to play with the St. Louis Chess Club’s pieces. Look at these bad boys, smooth yet weighty, packs a punch when you place them on the board.
I fixed it for you, say thank you.
July 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I fixed it for you, say thank you.
Backslide by Twenty One Pilots
June 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Backslide by Twenty One Pilots