Cam Kelly
@camkelly.bsky.social
That's it, that's all, that's everything.
Winter hasn’t officially arrived until schools over react to a weather forecast and end up cancelling busses because it’s cloudy. Looking like today may be that day!
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Winter hasn’t officially arrived until schools over react to a weather forecast and end up cancelling busses because it’s cloudy. Looking like today may be that day!
I feel like it’s a bad sign when you’re 40+ and a song called CPR comes on your air pods just as you finish shovelling. Hoping I’m wrong!
January 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I feel like it’s a bad sign when you’re 40+ and a song called CPR comes on your air pods just as you finish shovelling. Hoping I’m wrong!
I’m informed that the NHL has this one on the books as well! Never seen it called outside of international hockey.
Amazing that international hockey has managed to find a penalty to call that’s dumber than the puck over the glass.
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I’m informed that the NHL has this one on the books as well! Never seen it called outside of international hockey.
Amazing that international hockey has managed to find a penalty to call that’s dumber than the puck over the glass.
January 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Amazing that international hockey has managed to find a penalty to call that’s dumber than the puck over the glass.
The Canadian government went from “elbows up” to “hands up” real quick like. Pretty much as soon as they won the election to be fair.
January 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The Canadian government went from “elbows up” to “hands up” real quick like. Pretty much as soon as they won the election to be fair.
I see we’ve left our spines in the closet today.
Please see my statement on the situation in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I see we’ve left our spines in the closet today.
Nothing like a ten minute snow squall hitting halfway through shovelling the driveway. It’s like mowing the lawn and watching the grass grow behind you.
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Nothing like a ten minute snow squall hitting halfway through shovelling the driveway. It’s like mowing the lawn and watching the grass grow behind you.
Multiple hours with the power out is a surprisingly terrible way to spend a Sunday night. At least I didn’t have to watch the Leafs lose, I guess.
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Multiple hours with the power out is a surprisingly terrible way to spend a Sunday night. At least I didn’t have to watch the Leafs lose, I guess.
An ice storm plus a power outage around Christmas. We’ve already done this before, reality needs better writers.
December 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
An ice storm plus a power outage around Christmas. We’ve already done this before, reality needs better writers.
As someone who has lived in Newfoundland and has lived in the snow belt in Ontario for ages I'm qualified to say that today's "snow" is the worst thing I've ever shoveled. The snow in the driveway was packed like cars had driven on it and it came off in massive slabs. Broke a shovel and everything!
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
As someone who has lived in Newfoundland and has lived in the snow belt in Ontario for ages I'm qualified to say that today's "snow" is the worst thing I've ever shoveled. The snow in the driveway was packed like cars had driven on it and it came off in massive slabs. Broke a shovel and everything!
Max Domi with all the time in the world to make an obvious decision and he ends up doing the least effective thing possible. A true Leaf to his core.
December 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Max Domi with all the time in the world to make an obvious decision and he ends up doing the least effective thing possible. A true Leaf to his core.
Absolutely nailed it on this one. The team that's always the last one to figure out the best decision and still somehow never makes it.
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December 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Absolutely nailed it on this one. The team that's always the last one to figure out the best decision and still somehow never makes it.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who’s coming to save you?
Who’s coming to save you?
December 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who’s coming to save you?
Who’s coming to save you?
This whole Berube era has been a fun experiment of “what if Randy Carlyle but with better players?” I can’t speak to the X’s and O’s or whatever but watching them feels the same.
December 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This whole Berube era has been a fun experiment of “what if Randy Carlyle but with better players?” I can’t speak to the X’s and O’s or whatever but watching them feels the same.
I think I’ve seen enough of Craig Berube’s Toronto Maple Leafs.
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I think I’ve seen enough of Craig Berube’s Toronto Maple Leafs.
Oaklinati made me laugh so hard. AI doesn’t seem to do much right but it nails unintentional hilarity from time to time.
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Oaklinati made me laugh so hard. AI doesn’t seem to do much right but it nails unintentional hilarity from time to time.
I swear, 80% of the goals scored against the Leafs are either by guys who used to play for them, guys who haven’t scored in a ridiculously long time, or guys scoring their first NHL goals.
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I swear, 80% of the goals scored against the Leafs are either by guys who used to play for them, guys who haven’t scored in a ridiculously long time, or guys scoring their first NHL goals.
I'm really not enjoying the "if it's longer than a tweet then I don't need to read it all" rule that the planet seems to have adopted.
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm really not enjoying the "if it's longer than a tweet then I don't need to read it all" rule that the planet seems to have adopted.
Anyway it's cool how real life is always just The Simpsons now.
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Anyway it's cool how real life is always just The Simpsons now.
"Shut up! Just shut up! He doesn't get it! He'll never get it! It's been 4 hours! The cows can tape something by now! Forget about it please!"
This quote from City Slickers has always stuck with me and lately I've been feeling like I'm spending four hours a day explaining how the VCR works.
This quote from City Slickers has always stuck with me and lately I've been feeling like I'm spending four hours a day explaining how the VCR works.
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Shut up! Just shut up! He doesn't get it! He'll never get it! It's been 4 hours! The cows can tape something by now! Forget about it please!"
This quote from City Slickers has always stuck with me and lately I've been feeling like I'm spending four hours a day explaining how the VCR works.
This quote from City Slickers has always stuck with me and lately I've been feeling like I'm spending four hours a day explaining how the VCR works.
We shall not discuss how long this took.
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
We shall not discuss how long this took.
WHAT
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
WHAT
So far the only way I’ve learned anything about whatever the hell an ostrich convoy might be is by force and I think I’m going to stick with that learning strategy on this topic.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So far the only way I’ve learned anything about whatever the hell an ostrich convoy might be is by force and I think I’m going to stick with that learning strategy on this topic.
Verstappen coming out of the pits and it’s going to be close with Russell for P1 and we’re watching the midfield for some reason. F1 TV production is horrendous.
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Verstappen coming out of the pits and it’s going to be close with Russell for P1 and we’re watching the midfield for some reason. F1 TV production is horrendous.